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Teenager daughter wanted to dye her hair blue, so we told her bring us something from the school saying she wouldn’t get in any trouble. THIS was the masterpiece submitted as evidence.

By: DawnSound

Teenager daughter wanted to dye her hair blue, so we told her bring us something from the school saying she wouldn’t get in any trouble. THIS was the masterpiece submitted as evidence.

Upvotes: 766

This restaurant has had it with the missing glasses!

By: CoolField

This restaurant has had it with the missing glasses!

Upvotes: 803

Friend is undergoing surgery for intestinal bleeding, so I made this for them

By: FloralLog

Upvotes: 515

People kept leaving poop stains in our dormhouse toilets so my roommate took the situation in his own hands

By: BitterBreeze

People kept leaving poop stains in our dormhouse toilets so my roommate took the situation in his own hands

Upvotes: 776

The sign is there because it has happened often enough…but ewww

By: LateNight

The sign is there because it has happened often enough…but ewww

Upvotes: 757

My nine year old has posted a list of words we cannot say in the house… Her younger sister has recently learned some body part words

By: ColdShadow

My nine year old has posted a list of words we cannot say in the house… Her younger sister has recently learned some body part words

Upvotes: 762

My wife had a tortilla blanket, so I got a cheese blanket, so we could make a quesadilla blanket

By: FragrantBreeze

My wife had a tortilla blanket, so I got a cheese blanket, so we could make a quesadilla blanket

Upvotes: 653

I won't tell anyone if I win the lottery but there will be signs

By: FloralTree

I won't tell anyone if I win the lottery but there will be signs

Upvotes: 584

On a Tesla

By: EmptySea

On a Tesla

Upvotes: 518

A kid’s wish on a mall’s lunar new year wishing tree

By: ShySilence

A kid’s wish on a mall’s lunar new year wishing tree

Upvotes: 577

I'm not sure I want to know what it is... Or do I?

By: WinterSunset

I'm not sure I want to know what it is... Or do I?

Upvotes: 598

My wife made me a vasectomy cake!

By: WinterGlade

My wife made me a vasectomy cake!

Upvotes: 688

It's ya boy

By: WitheredButterfly

It's ya boy

Upvotes: 885

Sense of humour fail

By: ShyHaze

Sense of humour fail

Upvotes: 608

My schools cooking class has two groups. You can tell which group is better at cooking😂

By: LateFrost

My schools cooking class has two groups. You can tell which group is better at cooking😂

Upvotes: 753

Long Showers

By: BitterWildflower

Long Showers

Upvotes: 668

Oh Canada.

By: PatientGrass

Oh Canada.

Upvotes: 807

fitness master

By: YoungBird

fitness master

Upvotes: 767

I requested 8 bananas in my weekly grocery pickup order…. They gave me 8 BUNCHES, and managed to only charge me $0.68 - the price of one single banana

By: LateGlade

I requested 8 bananas in my weekly grocery pickup order…. They gave me 8 BUNCHES, and managed to only charge me $0.68 - the price of one single banana

Upvotes: 501

Shit Kids Say [OC]

By: WitheredShadow

Shit Kids Say [OC]

Upvotes: 531