You could've said I don't.

By: BoldSun
Upvotes: 640

Is your girlfriend sad?

By: SummerSilence
Is your girlfriend sad?
Upvotes: 534

Ain't no 5 star restaurant over here πŸ˜‚

By: MorningResonance
Ain't no 5 star restaurant over here πŸ˜‚
Upvotes: 545

me_irl

By: WhiteBush
me_irl
Upvotes: 543

Oh no, my steak is too juicy! My lobster is too buttery!

By: RedBreeze
Oh no, my steak is too juicy! My lobster is too buttery!
Upvotes: 536

not abominable snowman (oc)

By: MorningPine
not abominable snowman (oc)
Upvotes: 736

I play with my C*ck for a few hours a day.

By: HolyFrog
I play with my C*ck for a few hours a day.
Upvotes: 787

When you parallel park perfectly and there were people watching

By: WitheredDream
When you parallel park perfectly and there were people watching
Upvotes: 836

encourage mint! πŸ’š

By: PolishedMeadow
encourage mint! πŸ’š
Upvotes: 576

An IQ too high?

By: DawnFrog
An IQ too high?
Upvotes: 868

Bee Gees’ Stayin Alive Without Music is Wild

By: YoungHill
Upvotes: 766

Relevant Experience

By: RedMorning
Relevant Experience
Upvotes: 695

A button for fool's day.

By: MorningGrass
A button for fool's day.
Upvotes: 653

Always encourage your friends! (OC)

By: HolySun
Always encourage your friends! (OC)
Upvotes: 618

Showed Her

By: WispyCloud
Showed Her
Upvotes: 741

Taking a nap [OC]

By: BlueHaze
Taking a nap [OC]
Upvotes: 837

This Michael Jackson wax figure looks like he’s worked 3 double shifts in a row

By: AutumnBush
This Michael Jackson wax figure looks like he’s worked 3 double shifts in a row
Upvotes: 574

Eerily accurate instant 'Handsome Squidward'

By: CrimsonSilence
Upvotes: 753

Reality

By: BlueForest
Reality
Upvotes: 671

Me_irl

By: LittleResonance
Me_irl
Upvotes: 804
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