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think this'll get my point across at the next family dinner.

By: LingeringNight

think this'll get my point across at the next family dinner.

Upvotes: 743

Patented Anal Alarm Clock

By: LittleDust

Patented Anal Alarm Clock

Upvotes: 722

The packaging on my new toothbrush. If you turn the toothbrush on the whole thing vibrates lol.

By: FallingFrog

The packaging on my new toothbrush. If you turn the toothbrush on the whole thing vibrates lol.

Upvotes: 761

Fixed some phallic graffiti [OC]

By: NamelessGlade

Fixed some phallic graffiti [OC]

Upvotes: 684

Fox misspelled Alabama Today

By: RestlessFirefly

Fox misspelled Alabama Today

Upvotes: 888

My wife’s new kitchen towel

By: WeatheredSound

My wife’s new kitchen towel

Upvotes: 495

Only Gold and Swedish fish are acceptable in the workplace

By: OldWaterfall

Only Gold and Swedish fish are acceptable in the workplace

Upvotes: 619

A couple of elderly people fell asleep during a gondola tour in Venice

By: LivelySnow

A couple of elderly people fell asleep during a gondola tour in Venice

Upvotes: 553

Turns out I’m not very good at online shopping.

By: ColdSky

Turns out I’m not very good at online shopping.

Upvotes: 880

MyFitnessPal just gave up on me...

By: BitterPine

MyFitnessPal just gave up on me...

Upvotes: 666

My wife is making a charcuterie board for a bachelorette party. She gave me the scraps.

By: SolitaryButterfly

My wife is making a charcuterie board for a bachelorette party. She gave me the scraps.

Upvotes: 566

Arr, tis a colonoscopy adventure my doctor will never forget

By: BoldDarkness

Arr, tis a colonoscopy adventure my doctor will never forget

Upvotes: 837

That’s one way to let people know.

By: SpringViolet

That’s one way to let people know.

Upvotes: 791

guess the year 🤔

By: ThrummingSky

guess the year 🤔

Upvotes: 716

Top tier advertisement

By: SparklingDream

Top tier advertisement

Upvotes: 607

I created a meta dog that devalues meta properties by shitting on their meta lawns

By: ShyVoice

I created a meta dog that devalues meta properties by shitting on their meta lawns

Upvotes: 700

Found an AI that writes positive affirmations and this was the first thing it came up with

By: ProudResonance

Found an AI that writes positive affirmations and this was the first thing it came up with

Upvotes: 678

I woke up this morning, and my nut was HUGE!

By: DivineBird

I woke up this morning, and my nut was HUGE!

Upvotes: 589

Turkish bazaar clothing store accommodating to US tourists

By: YoungGrass

Turkish bazaar clothing store accommodating to US tourists

Upvotes: 683

This oven mitt I bought my mum for Christmas knows exactly how she'll spend Christmas Day

By: FallingHill

This oven mitt I bought my mum for Christmas knows exactly how she'll spend Christmas Day

Upvotes: 895