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Try fishing

By: LongGrass

Try fishing

Upvotes: 506

Ran to the store and saw a garbage truck

By: SolitaryShadow

Ran to the store and saw a garbage truck

Upvotes: 836

At least the check engine light isn’t on

By: DampFeather

At least the check engine light isn’t on

Upvotes: 774

Never Change, Brendan Fraser

By: WildWater

Never Change, Brendan Fraser

Upvotes: 878

they did it

By: WanderingBreeze

they did it

Upvotes: 892

Last week my neighbour screamed at me that chickens can't fly or escape his backyard. This week...

By: LongSky

Last week my neighbour screamed at me that chickens can't fly or escape his backyard. This week...

Upvotes: 507

uh oh

By: DelicateMoon

uh oh

Upvotes: 647

Socially Acceptable [OC]

By: RedSound

Socially Acceptable [OC]

Upvotes: 694

I ordered 6 bananas from Instacart today

By: WanderingBush

I ordered 6 bananas from Instacart today

Upvotes: 544

The ex she didn't tell you about

By: BlueWildflower

The ex she didn't tell you about

Upvotes: 890

Finished online notary class. Got certificate and printed it. Turned out like this. Apparently I went to an alien school. >.>

By: BoldHill

Finished online notary class. Got certificate and printed it. Turned out like this. Apparently I went to an alien school. >.>

Upvotes: 751

If you pull it backwards till it clicks, then let go, it will go really fast!

By: LingeringHill

If you pull it backwards till it clicks, then let go, it will go really fast!

Upvotes: 680

Every NY subway car ever

By: SpringFire

Every NY subway car ever

Upvotes: 748

Heartbreaking

By: IcyButterfly

Heartbreaking

Upvotes: 801

I mowed a 100ft wiener on my property hoping Google would capture it someday. It took an entire year.

By: LongBush

I mowed a 100ft wiener on my property hoping Google would capture it someday. It took an entire year.

Upvotes: 802

Grocery shopping and you feel like you’re being watched…

By: FloralLog

Grocery shopping and you feel like you’re being watched…

Upvotes: 594

I guess I’ll use the stairs

By: LongBush

I guess I’ll use the stairs

Upvotes: 725

I turned 30 today, but I have been contemplating life ever since I can remember.

By: FloralWater

I turned 30 today, but I have been contemplating life ever since I can remember.

Upvotes: 518

My Dad got drafted for Vietnam. We passed this statue on the street and he pointed to the guy in front and said “That’s me!”. I said “Wow, first one in? I’m proud.” He replied, “No, I was the first one out.”

By: SolitarySound

My Dad got drafted for Vietnam. We passed this statue on the street and he pointed to the guy in front and said “That’s me!”. I said “Wow, first one in? I’m proud.” He replied, “No, I was the first one out.”

Upvotes: 732

Wife asked me to “take it easy” on my 12yo for his first time at the gym. So I sent her this pic

By: SilentMoon

Wife asked me to “take it easy” on my 12yo for his first time at the gym. So I sent her this pic

Upvotes: 799