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Fedex kept delivering my packages to my neighbor's compost pile, 1/3 mile frommy house.

By: DampSnow

Fedex kept delivering my packages to my neighbor's compost pile, 1/3 mile frommy house.

Upvotes: 699

My dinner companion asked for “a salad, but just cheese and ranch”

By: ThrummingButterfly

My dinner companion asked for “a salad, but just cheese and ranch”

Upvotes: 709

Ah yes, a perfectly legit "gardening tool" 😄

By: FloralGlade

Ah yes, a perfectly legit "gardening tool" 😄

Upvotes: 621

My daughter wanted coffee but she’s 12 so we compromised.

By: MistyMeadow

My daughter wanted coffee but she’s 12 so we compromised.

Upvotes: 558

Random turkey decided to roost on my grill

By: PolishedPond

Random turkey decided to roost on my grill

Upvotes: 555

Recommended for me.

By: TwilightLeaf

Recommended for me.

Upvotes: 525

My wife’s reminder of her colonoscopy appointment

By: PurpleDream

My wife’s reminder of her colonoscopy appointment

Upvotes: 713

I am an adult and I approve this message.

By: PolishedGlade

I am an adult and I approve this message.

Upvotes: 847

mic drop

By: WeatheredGrass

mic drop

Upvotes: 838

Giving your kids stupid names.

By: RoughNight

Giving your kids stupid names.

Upvotes: 631

Newly installed two subwoofers

By: GreenSea

Newly installed two subwoofers

Upvotes: 696

Of course I had to make my wife transfer 13 cents

By: DawnLog

Of course I had to make my wife transfer 13 cents

Upvotes: 822

Any former high school kickers in Tampa?

By: DryCloud

Any former high school kickers in Tampa?

Upvotes: 582

My mom bought the dog a new toy. Uhhhh…

By: LittleLog

My mom bought the dog a new toy. Uhhhh…

Upvotes: 570

You wanna fight? Hold on let me go get my catapult

By: SnowyBreeze

You wanna fight? Hold on let me go get my catapult

Upvotes: 581

the man doesn't age.

By: DampPine

the man doesn't age.

Upvotes: 633

Unexpected visitors partaking of the cat food we put out for the strays.

By: RestlessResonance

Unexpected visitors partaking of the cat food we put out for the strays.

Upvotes: 848

My carnivore husband bought some new deli "meat" bc it said it's UNREAL...he thought they meant the taste

By: WispyThunder

My carnivore husband bought some new deli "meat" bc it said it's UNREAL...he thought they meant the taste

Upvotes: 849

Nicholas Cage through the years

By: LongGlade

Nicholas Cage through the years

Upvotes: 569

Things are getting out of hand at our local grocery store (OC)

By: WispyPond

Things are getting out of hand at our local grocery store (OC)

Upvotes: 607