You forget how it happens until you adopt another one. Say goodbye to your shoes, ankles, and top lip if you don’t wake up fast enough. All worth it!

By: CoolLeaf

You forget how it happens until you adopt another one. Say goodbye to your shoes, ankles, and top lip if you don’t wake up fast enough. All worth it!

Don’t choose the red kids bath paint

Don’t choose the red kids bath paint

I’m all for Halloween decorations, but I draw the line at skeletons of invertebrates.

I’m all for Halloween decorations, but I draw the line at skeletons of invertebrates.

What to do???

What to do???

Here you go Reddit, the rest of the dad joke signs for this week

Here you go Reddit, the rest of the dad joke signs for this week