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People kept leaving poop stains in our dormhouse toilets so my roommate took the situation in his own hands

By: BitterBreeze

People kept leaving poop stains in our dormhouse toilets so my roommate took the situation in his own hands

Upvotes: 776

The sign is there because it has happened often enough…but ewww

By: LateNight

The sign is there because it has happened often enough…but ewww

Upvotes: 757

My nine year old has posted a list of words we cannot say in the house… Her younger sister has recently learned some body part words

By: ColdShadow

My nine year old has posted a list of words we cannot say in the house… Her younger sister has recently learned some body part words

Upvotes: 762

My wife had a tortilla blanket, so I got a cheese blanket, so we could make a quesadilla blanket

By: FragrantBreeze

My wife had a tortilla blanket, so I got a cheese blanket, so we could make a quesadilla blanket

Upvotes: 653

I won't tell anyone if I win the lottery but there will be signs

By: FloralTree

I won't tell anyone if I win the lottery but there will be signs

Upvotes: 584

On a Tesla

By: EmptySea

On a Tesla

Upvotes: 518

A kid’s wish on a mall’s lunar new year wishing tree

By: ShySilence

A kid’s wish on a mall’s lunar new year wishing tree

Upvotes: 577

I'm not sure I want to know what it is... Or do I?

By: WinterSunset

I'm not sure I want to know what it is... Or do I?

Upvotes: 598

My wife made me a vasectomy cake!

By: WinterGlade

My wife made me a vasectomy cake!

Upvotes: 688

It's ya boy

By: WitheredButterfly

It's ya boy

Upvotes: 885

Sense of humour fail

By: ShyHaze

Sense of humour fail

Upvotes: 608

My schools cooking class has two groups. You can tell which group is better at cooking😂

By: LateFrost

My schools cooking class has two groups. You can tell which group is better at cooking😂

Upvotes: 753

Long Showers

By: BitterWildflower

Long Showers

Upvotes: 668

Oh Canada.

By: PatientGrass

Oh Canada.

Upvotes: 807

fitness master

By: YoungBird

fitness master

Upvotes: 767

I requested 8 bananas in my weekly grocery pickup order…. They gave me 8 BUNCHES, and managed to only charge me $0.68 - the price of one single banana

By: LateGlade

I requested 8 bananas in my weekly grocery pickup order…. They gave me 8 BUNCHES, and managed to only charge me $0.68 - the price of one single banana

Upvotes: 501

Shit Kids Say [OC]

By: WitheredShadow

Shit Kids Say [OC]

Upvotes: 531

so what guess this is today's thing...

By: WeatheredMoon

so what guess this is today's thing...

Upvotes: 689

A lot to unpack here.

By: CrimsonSnow

A lot to unpack here.

Upvotes: 704

Honey, bee careful

By: DryStar

Honey, bee careful

Upvotes: 790