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If you're broke, just book the B team for your event.

By: ShySurf

If you're broke, just book the B team for your event.

Upvotes: 818

This is me when my wife brings me a salad from McDonalds

By: CrimsonMeadow

This is me when my wife brings me a salad from McDonalds

Upvotes: 554

Those hippos are fast!

By: ThrobbingShape

Those hippos are fast!

Upvotes: 845

Medusa [OC]

By: ShySurf

Medusa [OC]

Upvotes: 736

That’s when we’ll know.

By: SilentRain

That’s when we’ll know.

Upvotes: 773

Not all that good, eh?!

By: WitheredViolet

Not all that good, eh?!

Upvotes: 755

These face-swapping apps are the most fun in museums

By: FragrantSun

These face-swapping apps are the most fun in museums

Upvotes: 511

never the last ride

By: HiddenRiver

never the last ride

Upvotes: 634

An Important Message [OC]

By: SnowyDream

An Important Message [OC]

Upvotes: 808

Classy [OC]

By: SpringDawn

Classy [OC]

Upvotes: 590

Funnyn't

By: SilentRain

Funnyn't

Upvotes: 787

Our friend is buying his first home today, so we worked with his realtor to be sure this is the first thing waiting for him in his kitchen after closing.

By: SnowyDream

Our friend is buying his first home today, so we worked with his realtor to be sure this is the first thing waiting for him in his kitchen after closing.

Upvotes: 824

Lady at a local cake shop just made this for fun

By: WhiteShadow

Lady at a local cake shop just made this for fun

Upvotes: 609

Coworker left for a better job today

By: CrimsonMeadow

Coworker left for a better job today

Upvotes: 820

Real estate agent humorously responds to vandalism

By: MorningMountain

Real estate agent humorously responds to vandalism

Upvotes: 808

Stupid mosquitos

By: HolyWater

Stupid mosquitos

Upvotes: 788

Interesting selling point

By: SolitaryResonance

Interesting selling point

Upvotes: 779

My One Year Old is an Aspiring Actress

By: ThrobbingShape

My One Year Old is an Aspiring Actress

Upvotes: 689

Pulled out this unbelievably phallic crab leg at my mom's birthday dinner. Finally understanding why she requests crab every year.

By: ShySurf

Pulled out this unbelievably phallic crab leg at my mom's birthday dinner. Finally understanding why she requests crab every year.

Upvotes: 679

I work in pest control and had an appointment at a Catholic school. Who the fuck approved this creepy ass quote?!

By: SpringDawn

I work in pest control and had an appointment at a Catholic school. Who the fuck approved this creepy ass quote?!

Upvotes: 859