If you're ever feeling down about where you are in life just remember. Everyone has to start somewhere. Look at Jason Statham.
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FallingDust
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Got a letter taped to my door from my brand new apartment managers I have yet to meet. Good first impression.
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HiddenRiver
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I was told I couldn't smile for the picture on my Drivers License. This is good to go though.
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LateFirefly
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Industrial table makers find naturally penis-shaped knot. Decide to auction the table off to raise money for testicular cancer.
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WinterGlitter
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