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Legend

By: TwilightHill

Legend

Upvotes: 530

Made me laugh.

By: FragrantSun

Made me laugh.

Upvotes: 743

From the Blue Balls to the Golden Balls

By: HiddenRiver

From the Blue Balls to the Golden Balls

Upvotes: 883

Now where is my birth cert

By: AgedWood

Now where is my birth cert

Upvotes: 630

🤢

By: AncientPaper

Upvotes: 527

The person who gave me the booster shot put the bandage in the wrong spot.

By: FrostyField

The person who gave me the booster shot put the bandage in the wrong spot.

Upvotes: 884

I wish

By: LingeringFeather

I wish

Upvotes: 681

Genie. [OC]

By: SparklingSky

Genie. [OC]

Upvotes: 524

Some of my wife’s clothes require lvl 100 folding and I am only a meager lvl 68. Help.

By: DrySea

Some of my wife’s clothes require lvl 100 folding and I am only a meager lvl 68. Help.

Upvotes: 510

With great power ...

By: AgedWood

With great power ...

Upvotes: 883

In Boba Fett, one of the droids is a grown man in a rain barrel. This is in reference to Star Wars fans who cry buckets of tears every time a new Star Wars comes out.

By: DawnCloud

In Boba Fett, one of the droids is a grown man in a rain barrel. This is in reference to Star Wars fans who cry buckets of tears every time a new Star Wars comes out.

Upvotes: 515

Ladies and Gentlemen, my wife.

By: DawnCloud

Ladies and Gentlemen, my wife.

Upvotes: 857

Wait, who the hell will pay the fine?

By: WitheredViolet

Wait, who the hell will pay the fine?

Upvotes: 578

Fact check

By: DrySea

Fact check

Upvotes: 606

Michelin Guide

By: LittleHaze

Michelin Guide

Upvotes: 630

My friend's daughter made this for MLK day

By: SmallSound

My friend's daughter made this for MLK day

Upvotes: 628

Had my house’s HVAC ducts cleaned and they found something the prior owner left behind…

By: HiddenRiver

Had my house’s HVAC ducts cleaned and they found something the prior owner left behind…

Upvotes: 839

You only live once!

By: SilentRain

You only live once!

Upvotes: 798

Irony.

By: FragrantSun

Irony.

Upvotes: 710

Did he always wear a cross around his neck??

By: AncientPaper

Did he always wear a cross around his neck??

Upvotes: 682