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Meanwhile in Canada

By: WanderingThunder

Meanwhile in Canada

Upvotes: 843

This came out of the box like this.

By: WhiteShadow

This came out of the box like this.

Upvotes: 537

Someone loves my restaurant's ranch a bit much

By: BlueBird

Someone loves my restaurant's ranch a bit much

Upvotes: 623

Watch your speed

By: NamelessStar

Watch your speed

Upvotes: 775

The Teacher Pet

By: SummerSnow

The Teacher Pet

Upvotes: 557

"You're welcome. You don't have to pay bills and go to work" lol

By: BlueBird

"You're welcome. You don't have to pay bills and go to work" lol

Upvotes: 641

My microwave just called me a child for hitting on its top for 4 times ‘cuz the timer was all screwed up.

By: SnowyDream

My microwave just called me a child for hitting on its top for 4 times ‘cuz the timer was all screwed up.

Upvotes: 785

Ditto

By: LongFlower

Ditto

Upvotes: 826

my soul

By: SilentRain

my soul

Upvotes: 737

Showstopper

By: EmptyWind

Showstopper

Upvotes: 756

The beer volcano stripper factory sound dope

By: DelicateSunset

The beer volcano stripper factory sound dope

Upvotes: 847

It's just a card

By: DivineFrost

It's just a card

Upvotes: 811

Wtf do i do

By: GreenFire

Wtf do i do

Upvotes: 883

The real Mr. Burns

By: CoolLeaf

The real Mr. Burns

Upvotes: 765

Totally not written by a seagull..

By: WinterGlitter

Totally not written by a seagull..

Upvotes: 622

Sounds familiar...

By: AutumnWaterfall

Sounds familiar...

Upvotes: 817

The toddler knight

By: SummerSnow

The toddler knight

Upvotes: 586

The Patriots scored and someone threw a dildo on the field.

By: TwilightHill

The Patriots scored and someone threw a dildo on the field.

Upvotes: 610

Makes sense now

By: OldPond

Makes sense now

Upvotes: 653

NSFW I was bored at work and someone brought in googly eyes. I'm a child.

By: HolyWater

NSFW I was bored at work and someone brought in googly eyes. I'm a child.

Upvotes: 757