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Potatoes are good for abstinence

By: DivineFrost

Potatoes are good for abstinence

Upvotes: 498

my mom got this for my 12yr old niece for Christmas, she said she thought it was “sailor moon.”

By: SmallSound

my mom got this for my 12yr old niece for Christmas, she said she thought it was “sailor moon.”

Upvotes: 493

My mom sent me a picture of her water bottle with the caption "I'll get you next time Optimus!"

By: MistyMoon

My mom sent me a picture of her water bottle with the caption "I'll get you next time Optimus!"

Upvotes: 558

Very accurate

By: DelicateSunset

Very accurate

Upvotes: 620

letter in the bottle

By: WanderingThunder

letter in the bottle

Upvotes: 552

On the back of a floor mat I got for Christmas.

By: GreenFire

On the back of a floor mat I got for Christmas.

Upvotes: 861

What a chad!

By: MorningMountain

What a chad!

Upvotes: 586

After a 12 hour shift came home, went out with the dog and was stopped by my local Police Department and questioned. They said I matched the description of someone who was acting funny in the neighborhood. This is what I’m wearing.

By: AncientPaper

After a 12 hour shift came home, went out with the dog and was stopped by my local Police Department and questioned. They said I matched the description of someone who was acting funny in the neighborhood. This is what I’m wearing.

Upvotes: 604

These insurance fraudsters are getting so brazen in their scam attempts!

By: WhiteShadow

Upvotes: 744

Don't call them "pants".

By: AutumnWaterfall

Don't call them "pants".

Upvotes: 868

Hot take

By: ColdBush

Hot take

Upvotes: 748

A bit in the nose or butt

By: WitheredViolet

A bit in the nose or butt

Upvotes: 713

Misfortune cookie

By: EmptyWind

Misfortune cookie

Upvotes: 720

My 10yr old made me a birthday card with detailed drawings of the buttholes of our 4 cats and titled it: “The Collection of BUTTHOLES of the cats”.

By: MistyMoon

My 10yr old made me a birthday card with detailed drawings of the buttholes of our 4 cats and titled it: “The Collection of BUTTHOLES of the cats”.

Upvotes: 584

For the first time, you can fully customize the Ledger Nano S with our new engraved swivels! Securely store and manage up to 1800 crypto assets.

By: BoldGrass

For the first time, you can fully customize the Ledger Nano S with our new engraved swivels! Securely store and manage up to 1800 crypto assets.

Upvotes: 633

My wife made me a coffee table book for Christmas. All quotes out of context she has been collecting while listening to me gaming with the buds online from another room in the house. Link to the book in the comments.

By: BlueBird

My wife made me a coffee table book for Christmas. All quotes out of context she has been collecting while listening to me gaming with the buds online from another room in the house. Link to the book in the comments.

Upvotes: 644

So it begins, Artificial Intelligence has now started to whittle down the human population.

By: BrokenButterfly

So it begins, Artificial Intelligence has now started to whittle down the human population.

Upvotes: 510

About last night

By: ThrobbingShape

About last night

Upvotes: 636

Christmas

By: SnowyDream

Christmas

Upvotes: 599

Had to look at the picture a second time

By: DawnCloud

Had to look at the picture a second time

Upvotes: 523