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Iced coffee spilled in my purse and got into my Adderall. I’m gonna have to chip off little pieces of the blob… or just lick it like a yak with a salt cube? Did I just create the cure for Narcolepsy… CAFFEINE INFUSED SUPER-ADDERALL?

By: PolishedVoice

Iced coffee spilled in my purse and got into my Adderall. I’m gonna have to chip off little pieces of the blob… or just lick it like a yak with a salt cube? Did I just create the cure for Narcolepsy… CAFFEINE INFUSED SUPER-ADDERALL?

Upvotes: 809

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