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Good times

By: SilentRain

Good times

Upvotes: 735

What DID ever happen?

By: SparklingSky

What DID ever happen?

Upvotes: 807

Wife said I was too fat to be a sexy fireman & I should be a firetruck. Jokes on her, now she has to go trick-or-treating with me while the flashing lights on my costume give the neighborhood children seizures

By: DawnCloud

Wife said I was too fat to be a sexy fireman & I should be a firetruck. Jokes on her, now she has to go trick-or-treating with me while the flashing lights on my costume give the neighborhood children seizures

Upvotes: 741

Ouch!

By: ColdBush

Ouch!

Upvotes: 581

Playing Dead

By: HiddenRiver

Playing Dead

Upvotes: 726

We dressed as an early 90s family - how did we do?

By: OldPond

We dressed as an early 90s family - how did we do?

Upvotes: 494

Some people are good at editing.

By: FallingDust

Some people are good at editing.

Upvotes: 634

My friend tried to make eyeball cookies...

By: SolitaryResonance

My friend tried to make eyeball cookies...

Upvotes: 503

In the drive thru today.

By: DampDew

In the drive thru today.

Upvotes: 819

Our dentist passes out candy cigs and root beer for Halloween.

By: ThrobbingShape

Our dentist passes out candy cigs and root beer for Halloween.

Upvotes: 818

Iconic

By: BillowingBrook

Iconic

Upvotes: 847

The joy of being a kid. Got a full size candy bar and you would have thought my daughter wont the lottery. Pure elation.

By: AgedWood

The joy of being a kid. Got a full size candy bar and you would have thought my daughter wont the lottery. Pure elation.

Upvotes: 582

Steve Buscemi as his "How do you do, fellow kids?" character from 30 Rock for Halloween

By: DawnCloud

Steve Buscemi as his "How do you do, fellow kids?" character from 30 Rock for Halloween

Upvotes: 550

Just put a sheet on me ffs

By: DawnCloud

Just put a sheet on me ffs

Upvotes: 829

My team said we were dressing as Dominoes…

By: WildWater

My team said we were dressing as Dominoes…

Upvotes: 535

This Halloween I’m an Anti-faxxer and there’s no changing my mind

By: YoungWave

This Halloween I’m an Anti-faxxer and there’s no changing my mind

Upvotes: 779

Spot the difference

By: TwilightHill

Spot the difference

Upvotes: 839

This stupid couple's costume may be the happiest I've ever been.

By: HiddenRiver

This stupid couple's costume may be the happiest I've ever been.

Upvotes: 719

Girlfriend wanted to do a couples costume from Queen’s Gambit

By: LongFlower

Girlfriend wanted to do a couples costume from Queen’s Gambit

Upvotes: 590

Today was dress up day at work for Halloween. My co worker everyone 😂

By: LingeringFeather

Upvotes: 576