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The hero vegans didn’t know they needed

By: AgedWood

The hero vegans didn’t know they needed

Upvotes: 743

If my math is correct, Scrooge McDuck is very rich.

By: FloralTree

If my math is correct, Scrooge McDuck is very rich.

Upvotes: 514

My husband got to choose our 5 week old’s costume.

By: DampDew

My husband got to choose our 5 week old’s costume.

Upvotes: 829

Visible confusion

By: SparklingSky

Visible confusion

Upvotes: 537

Our little neighbor friend made his first pumpkin. I managed to not laugh out loud at the added glitter.

By: WispySun

Our little neighbor friend made his first pumpkin. I managed to not laugh out loud at the added glitter.

Upvotes: 560

Was at my kid’s school for a costume parade. One Dad misunderstood in the best way possible.

By: DrySea

Was at my kid’s school for a costume parade. One Dad misunderstood in the best way possible.

Upvotes: 661

Seen on a Jukebox in Dallas...

By: EmptyWind

Seen on a Jukebox in Dallas...

Upvotes: 763

10 yrs ago went to a party dressed as myself 10 yrs in the future. Nobody realized it was a costume & they avoided me all night. Folks kept trying to rescue my wife from me. Joined some smokers on front lawn, the party’s host saw me out there, came out to apologize for the noise.

By: ShySurf

10 yrs ago went to a party dressed as myself 10 yrs in the future. Nobody realized it was a costume & they avoided me all night. Folks kept trying to rescue my wife from me. Joined some smokers on front lawn, the party’s host saw me out there, came out to apologize for the noise.

Upvotes: 672

He loves his meats...

By: BrokenButterfly

He loves his meats...

Upvotes: 626

Little Halloween fun

By: AgedWood

Little Halloween fun

Upvotes: 858

Update: We won the office costume contest

By: DampDew

Update: We won the office costume contest

Upvotes: 878

Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Cancer and Vixen!

By: AutumnWaterfall

Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Cancer and Vixen!

Upvotes: 622

The real treasure

By: HiddenRiver

The real treasure

Upvotes: 594

A whiteboard comic from my 15yo son [oc]

By: LateFirefly

A whiteboard comic from my 15yo son [oc]

Upvotes: 533

These "Dilation pumpkins" made by midwives at a hospital, disturbing but funny

By: BitterBreeze

These "Dilation pumpkins" made by midwives at a hospital, disturbing but funny

Upvotes: 581

Am I odd?

By: PatientForest

Am I odd?

Upvotes: 636

The real life South Harmon Institute of Technology

By: QuietPine

The real life South Harmon Institute of Technology

Upvotes: 712

Confirming non-confirmists

By: YoungWave

Confirming non-confirmists

Upvotes: 707

No love is forbidden

By: SummerSnow

No love is forbidden

Upvotes: 897

Found almost 2lbs of poison in the Halloween candy mix I bought.

By: RoughSnowflake

Found almost 2lbs of poison in the Halloween candy mix I bought.

Upvotes: 852