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It's too hot outside.

By: AncientShadow

It's too hot outside.

Upvotes: 743

My wife recently interrupted the first nap our daughter has taken in years and this was her response

By: DivineFirefly

My wife recently interrupted the first nap our daughter has taken in years and this was her response

Upvotes: 637

Wolverine

By: BitterFeather

Wolverine

Upvotes: 594

My hotel has a mirror so you can watch yourself poop.

By: AgedWaterfall

My hotel has a mirror so you can watch yourself poop.

Upvotes: 641

I don’t need it. My wife has one in her bedside drawer already.

By: AncientWildflower

I don’t need it. My wife has one in her bedside drawer already.

Upvotes: 534

Alright which one of you mfs is this?

By: SolitarySnow

Alright which one of you mfs is this?

Upvotes: 649

My hard hat sticker. Nobody at work has recognized this little guy, everyone keeps asking me what it is

By: MuddyHill

My hard hat sticker. Nobody at work has recognized this little guy, everyone keeps asking me what it is

Upvotes: 882

I case you had doubts...

By: WanderingDew

I case you had doubts...

Upvotes: 571

World wide web "researchers"

By: WispyGlade

World wide web "researchers"

Upvotes: 499

My dog destroyed my father's flowers so he grounded her

By: RedCloud

My dog destroyed my father's flowers so he grounded her

Upvotes: 587

Where do you put the perps?!?

By: BillowingDarkness

Where do you put the perps?!?

Upvotes: 789

Tough choices.

By: BoldSea

Tough choices.

Upvotes: 665

Something happened here

By: RoughShape

Something happened here

Upvotes: 615

How to prank your mother in law. Now everyone that rents her condo this summer is going to the think she's illiterate.

By: CoolWater

How to prank your mother in law. Now everyone that rents her condo this summer is going to the think she's illiterate.

Upvotes: 616

Try fishing

By: LongGrass

Try fishing

Upvotes: 506

Ran to the store and saw a garbage truck

By: SolitaryShadow

Ran to the store and saw a garbage truck

Upvotes: 836

At least the check engine light isn’t on

By: DampFeather

At least the check engine light isn’t on

Upvotes: 774

Never Change, Brendan Fraser

By: WildWater

Never Change, Brendan Fraser

Upvotes: 878

they did it

By: WanderingBreeze

they did it

Upvotes: 892

Last week my neighbour screamed at me that chickens can't fly or escape his backyard. This week...

By: LongSky

Last week my neighbour screamed at me that chickens can't fly or escape his backyard. This week...

Upvotes: 507