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uh oh

By: DelicateMoon

uh oh

Upvotes: 647

Socially Acceptable [OC]

By: RedSound

Socially Acceptable [OC]

Upvotes: 694

I ordered 6 bananas from Instacart today

By: WanderingBush

I ordered 6 bananas from Instacart today

Upvotes: 544

The ex she didn't tell you about

By: BlueWildflower

The ex she didn't tell you about

Upvotes: 890

Finished online notary class. Got certificate and printed it. Turned out like this. Apparently I went to an alien school. >.>

By: BoldHill

Finished online notary class. Got certificate and printed it. Turned out like this. Apparently I went to an alien school. >.>

Upvotes: 751

If you pull it backwards till it clicks, then let go, it will go really fast!

By: LingeringHill

If you pull it backwards till it clicks, then let go, it will go really fast!

Upvotes: 680

Every NY subway car ever

By: SpringFire

Every NY subway car ever

Upvotes: 748

Heartbreaking

By: IcyButterfly

Heartbreaking

Upvotes: 801

I mowed a 100ft wiener on my property hoping Google would capture it someday. It took an entire year.

By: LongBush

I mowed a 100ft wiener on my property hoping Google would capture it someday. It took an entire year.

Upvotes: 802

Grocery shopping and you feel like you’re being watched…

By: FloralLog

Grocery shopping and you feel like you’re being watched…

Upvotes: 594

I guess I’ll use the stairs

By: LongBush

I guess I’ll use the stairs

Upvotes: 725

I turned 30 today, but I have been contemplating life ever since I can remember.

By: FloralWater

I turned 30 today, but I have been contemplating life ever since I can remember.

Upvotes: 518

My Dad got drafted for Vietnam. We passed this statue on the street and he pointed to the guy in front and said “That’s me!”. I said “Wow, first one in? I’m proud.” He replied, “No, I was the first one out.”

By: SolitarySound

My Dad got drafted for Vietnam. We passed this statue on the street and he pointed to the guy in front and said “That’s me!”. I said “Wow, first one in? I’m proud.” He replied, “No, I was the first one out.”

Upvotes: 732

Wife asked me to “take it easy” on my 12yo for his first time at the gym. So I sent her this pic

By: SilentMoon

Wife asked me to “take it easy” on my 12yo for his first time at the gym. So I sent her this pic

Upvotes: 799

No ketchup on shawerma

By: DawnLog

No ketchup on shawerma

Upvotes: 638

Clever is funny, but basic and blunt is a consistent winner (from a game with friends a whole back)

By: MuddyGrass

Clever is funny, but basic and blunt is a consistent winner (from a game with friends a whole back)

Upvotes: 680

Prayer

By: FloralMorning

Prayer

Upvotes: 869

Found this grocery list in my cart.

By: BoldSnow

Found this grocery list in my cart.

Upvotes: 859

2 jail sale.

By: DampShadow

2 jail sale.

Upvotes: 650

Had the best combo in Cards Against Humanity, and no one laughed….

By: ProudButterfly

Had the best combo in Cards Against Humanity, and no one laughed….

Upvotes: 871