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Tell me how I got this bruise.

By: DryBrook

Tell me how I got this bruise.

Upvotes: 619

Apparently Portugal sells "Non stop retard" condoms... my gf thinking she is hilarious bought me 3 packs

By: OldVoice

Apparently Portugal sells "Non stop retard" condoms... my gf thinking she is hilarious bought me 3 packs

Upvotes: 764

Wife’s employer received this resume for a position. He got an interview because the manager couldn’t stop laughing (edited for privacy)

By: LateWave

Wife’s employer received this resume for a position. He got an interview because the manager couldn’t stop laughing (edited for privacy)

Upvotes: 886

Family portrait at Serenis in Punta Cana!

By: ShyViolet

Family portrait at Serenis in Punta Cana!

Upvotes: 891

Elon musks marketing strategy has got to blow up any minute now

By: FrostySky

Elon musks marketing strategy has got to blow up any minute now

Upvotes: 637

Phoebe is loved

By: MuddySurf

Phoebe is loved

Upvotes: 772

So My Sister's Dog Is A Large Bull Dog / Boxer Mix I Took Out & Scared 2 Girls So Much they Jumped On A Car ...... then came this plot twist

By: WinterFeather

So My Sister's Dog Is A Large Bull Dog / Boxer Mix I Took Out & Scared 2 Girls So Much they Jumped On A Car ...... then came this plot twist

Upvotes: 829

Now I’ve seen it all

By: HiddenHill

Now I’ve seen it all

Upvotes: 882

What exactly am I supposed to do here?

By: PurpleBush

What exactly am I supposed to do here?

Upvotes: 796

Suckers

By: PatientSun

Suckers

Upvotes: 706

My guy is just trying to enjoy his lunch.

By: YoungHill

My guy is just trying to enjoy his lunch.

Upvotes: 706

My first thought reading this is it’s 100% going to end up in the ocean

By: SummerLog

My first thought reading this is it’s 100% going to end up in the ocean

Upvotes: 504

No indoor parking.

By: BillowingResonance

No indoor parking.

Upvotes: 854

Life of a catowner

By: AutumnDream

Life of a catowner

Upvotes: 672

Evidently, all the guys in my neighborhood got this letter today.

By: FrostySound

Evidently, all the guys in my neighborhood got this letter today.

Upvotes: 579

The four important EEEES

By: WhiteFog

The four important EEEES

Upvotes: 498

Would you say this is accurate?

By: BillowingShape

Would you say this is accurate?

Upvotes: 763

Amazon's commitment to 2-day shipping is impressive

By: EmptyGlade

Upvotes: 558

Maybe I will survive

By: WhiteDream

Maybe I will survive

Upvotes: 888

I Did Not Know the Bible Could Be Used in Such a Way

By: ProudSunset

I Did Not Know the Bible Could Be Used in Such a Way

Upvotes: 789