β¦Iβm gunna procrastinate and change this laterβ¦and crap out in the yard.
By:
FragrantWildflower
Upvotes: 612
Upvotes: 579
Only in the 80βs would you hear a father say, βHey son, letβs get a picture of you standing with that big pack of cigarettes.β
By:
FragrantHill
Upvotes: 561
(OC) I didn't want to wake my partner up this morning so I got dressed in the dark. Yay rest of the day!
By:
WeatheredWildflower
Upvotes: 817
My kid wanted to βopenβ the banana by herself this morning. Am I raising a serial killer?
By:
MuddyFeather
Upvotes: 765