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The Danny Devito Rule

By: RoughWaterfall

The Danny Devito Rule

Upvotes: 555

Getting really tired of these dept. store mannequins and their unrealistic expectations of beauty…

By: IcyFire

Getting really tired of these dept. store mannequins and their unrealistic expectations of beauty…

Upvotes: 776

The mask that came with my Batman costume...

By: FloralNight

The mask that came with my Batman costume...

Upvotes: 687

My new school: 💀

By: StillRain

My new school: 💀

Upvotes: 748

the resemblance is uncanny

By: CrimsonNight

the resemblance is uncanny

Upvotes: 769

Fixed my post from yesterday. The only logical way this hot tub from Walmart works.

By: FloralSmoke

Fixed my post from yesterday. The only logical way this hot tub from Walmart works.

Upvotes: 593

What is the best way to the steal your girlfriend's heart

By: MorningWave

What is the best way to the steal your girlfriend's heart

Upvotes: 783

This sign I found in a public restroom

By: DivineThunder

This sign I found in a public restroom

Upvotes: 745

Mailman gifted my grandma this, so she wouldn’t get anymore paper cuts.

By: WeatheredSun

Mailman gifted my grandma this, so she wouldn’t get anymore paper cuts.

Upvotes: 655

What Land of Lakes butter rings up as at my local store

By: ThrummingMeadow

What Land of Lakes butter rings up as at my local store

Upvotes: 750

Roommate feel asleep trying to cook some pasta, this is what i woke up to

By: LivelyTree

Roommate feel asleep trying to cook some pasta, this is what i woke up to

Upvotes: 525

Perfectly Justifiable Armor

By: WinterSnowflake

Perfectly Justifiable Armor

Upvotes: 693

The fight has begun!

By: SolitaryMorning

The fight has begun!

Upvotes: 605

A good friend had just bought a Civic SI and asked if I’d swap him for a weekend so he could take his girl to the mountains in my LandRover. I said sure. While away he asked how the Civic was working for me. I sent him this photoshopped shot of his car and some random dude fishing.

By: RedPine

A good friend had just bought a Civic SI and asked if I’d swap him for a weekend so he could take his girl to the mountains in my LandRover. I said sure. While away he asked how the Civic was working for me. I sent him this photoshopped shot of his car and some random dude fishing.

Upvotes: 619

The sound of meow

By: AncientFlower

The sound of meow

Upvotes: 844

think this'll get my point across at the next family dinner.

By: LingeringNight

think this'll get my point across at the next family dinner.

Upvotes: 743

Patented Anal Alarm Clock

By: LittleDust

Patented Anal Alarm Clock

Upvotes: 722

The packaging on my new toothbrush. If you turn the toothbrush on the whole thing vibrates lol.

By: FallingFrog

The packaging on my new toothbrush. If you turn the toothbrush on the whole thing vibrates lol.

Upvotes: 761

Fixed some phallic graffiti [OC]

By: NamelessGlade

Fixed some phallic graffiti [OC]

Upvotes: 684

Fox misspelled Alabama Today

By: RestlessFirefly

Fox misspelled Alabama Today

Upvotes: 888