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My Dad got drafted for Vietnam. We passed this statue on the street and he pointed to the guy in front and said “That’s me!”. I said “Wow, first one in? I’m proud.” He replied, “No, I was the first one out.”

By: SolitarySound

My Dad got drafted for Vietnam. We passed this statue on the street and he pointed to the guy in front and said “That’s me!”. I said “Wow, first one in? I’m proud.” He replied, “No, I was the first one out.”

Upvotes: 732

Wife asked me to “take it easy” on my 12yo for his first time at the gym. So I sent her this pic

By: SilentMoon

Wife asked me to “take it easy” on my 12yo for his first time at the gym. So I sent her this pic

Upvotes: 799

No ketchup on shawerma

By: DawnLog

No ketchup on shawerma

Upvotes: 638

Clever is funny, but basic and blunt is a consistent winner (from a game with friends a whole back)

By: MuddyGrass

Clever is funny, but basic and blunt is a consistent winner (from a game with friends a whole back)

Upvotes: 680

Prayer

By: FloralMorning

Prayer

Upvotes: 869

Found this grocery list in my cart.

By: BoldSnow

Found this grocery list in my cart.

Upvotes: 859

2 jail sale.

By: DampShadow

2 jail sale.

Upvotes: 650

Had the best combo in Cards Against Humanity, and no one laughed….

By: ProudButterfly

Had the best combo in Cards Against Humanity, and no one laughed….

Upvotes: 871

Found these on a hotel television..

By: AutumnWater

Found these on a hotel television..

Upvotes: 864

She didn't end up where she thought she would

By: SmallDew

She didn't end up where she thought she would

Upvotes: 693

I love this marketing style

By: CrimsonLeaf

I love this marketing style

Upvotes: 838

Honest marketing

By: SummerField

Honest marketing

Upvotes: 637

The fortune I receive today :)

By: LivelyMorning

The fortune I receive today :)

Upvotes: 662

My buddy drew a dick on my back in sharpie while we were at a hotel in mexico, this is what i woke up to.

By: RestlessWave

My buddy drew a dick on my back in sharpie while we were at a hotel in mexico, this is what i woke up to.

Upvotes: 557

My dog thinks she’s a Victorian Lady.

By: ShySmoke

My dog thinks she’s a Victorian Lady.

Upvotes: 874

At least it doesn’t look exactly like the same dog 😂

By: FragrantRain

At least it doesn’t look exactly like the same dog 😂

Upvotes: 516

I am a succulent

By: PatientResonance

I am a succulent

Upvotes: 651

My cousin’s wedding is today, do you think he’ll like this card?

By: SilentSurf

My cousin’s wedding is today, do you think he’ll like this card?

Upvotes: 561

My sister said:“now, the cake won’t melt.“

By: WispyPaper

My sister said:“now, the cake won’t melt.“

Upvotes: 734

Didn’t understand what was funny about ordering 3 cheese enchiladas on the side until these monsters showed up…

By: MorningSky

Didn’t understand what was funny about ordering 3 cheese enchiladas on the side until these monsters showed up…

Upvotes: 729