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MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION (found on the wall of my school’s bathroom)

By: LateWave

MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION (found on the wall of my school’s bathroom)

Upvotes: 883

It's gonna be loud

By: DampWaterfall

It's gonna be loud

Upvotes: 639

If I had a hammer...

By: QuietWind

If I had a hammer...

Upvotes: 655

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe

By: BillowingButterfly

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe

Upvotes: 578

My gf complained of the toilet seat being up, and I told her she’s the minority in this household. This was her reply…

By: RoughSnow

My gf complained of the toilet seat being up, and I told her she’s the minority in this household. This was her reply…

Upvotes: 510

Welp no Arby's available today in Battle Creek Mi

By: BitterCherry

Welp no Arby's available today in Battle Creek Mi

Upvotes: 739

Went to a mental health center's bathroom and found this.

By: RedSurf

Went to a mental health center's bathroom and found this.

Upvotes: 704

I’m out here supporting my wife on her journey to a healthier lifestyle

By: NamelessSurf

I’m out here supporting my wife on her journey to a healthier lifestyle

Upvotes: 791

Umm, vice? That's not how bullets work

By: AgedWater

Umm, vice? That's not how bullets work

Upvotes: 762

Joke's on them! I'm only disabled during business hours.

By: WeatheredWind

Joke's on them! I'm only disabled during business hours.

Upvotes: 786

Eminem meeting Lady Gaga and wondering if he took his drugs

By: IcyGlitter

Eminem meeting Lady Gaga and wondering if he took his drugs

Upvotes: 588

Somebody just bought the Goonies house in Astoria, Oregon, and wants fans to ignore the angry neighbor.

By: WeatheredDream

Somebody just bought the Goonies house in Astoria, Oregon, and wants fans to ignore the angry neighbor.

Upvotes: 891

He seems pretty angry

By: ColdPond

He seems pretty angry

Upvotes: 700

I knew there is a correlation.

By: YoungMoon

I knew there is a correlation.

Upvotes: 653

Funny because it hurts!

By: ShyGlade

Funny because it hurts!

Upvotes: 821

My daughter’s 20th birthday cake from her friends

By: PurpleField

My daughter’s 20th birthday cake from her friends

Upvotes: 883

My roommate keeps bringing girls over so I made a survey

By: BlueCherry

My roommate keeps bringing girls over so I made a survey

Upvotes: 664

My sister's mother-in-law was told she should put her weed gummies next to citrus when she flies to hide the smell.

By: FragrantMeadow

My sister's mother-in-law was told she should put her weed gummies next to citrus when she flies to hide the smell.

Upvotes: 691

Wife asked me how the score could be a negative.

By: ProudSunset

Wife asked me how the score could be a negative.

Upvotes: 701

This didn't age well.

By: PurpleWater

This didn't age well.

Upvotes: 652