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No people with potatoes stuck down their throat allowed, love the rest of you <3

By: ShySnow

No people with potatoes stuck down their throat allowed, love the rest of you <3

Upvotes: 723

BF made us a kissing booth, we are both 6’3, don’t think it will work with the hole being waist height.

By: HolyLake

BF made us a kissing booth, we are both 6’3, don’t think it will work with the hole being waist height.

Upvotes: 694

Am I being threatened?

By: BillowingFrog

Am I being threatened?

Upvotes: 846

Strippers at Sonic

By: DarkCloud

Strippers at Sonic

Upvotes: 624

A little note for the next owners

By: DryPaper

A little note for the next owners

Upvotes: 801

Burger Flip

By: CoolSun

Burger Flip

Upvotes: 763

Wife's new bees got here today. The poor postman...

By: WitheredResonance

Wife's new bees got here today. The poor postman...

Upvotes: 765

Changing a tire

By: WispyWildflower

Changing a tire

Upvotes: 507

7 Layer Burritos and smoking cigarettes at Taco Bell. The 90s were sumpin’.

By: WildButterfly

7 Layer Burritos and smoking cigarettes at Taco Bell. The 90s were sumpin’.

Upvotes: 612

Day 22 of Abstinence April and I'm starting to see things

By: OldTree

Day 22 of Abstinence April and I'm starting to see things

Upvotes: 671

Big birb

By: DelicatePaper

Big birb

Upvotes: 853

My 6 year old drew this at school.

By: LateBrook

My 6 year old drew this at school.

Upvotes: 673

I know man

By: LateGrass

I know man

Upvotes: 899

Draw me like one of your French girls

By: WanderingNight

Draw me like one of your French girls

Upvotes: 643

Seen in the wild yesterday. If she was my daughter, I'd be weirdly proud of her for 100% effective birth control.

By: QuietWater

Seen in the wild yesterday. If she was my daughter, I'd be weirdly proud of her for 100% effective birth control.

Upvotes: 684

Be prepared

By: SmallDawn

Be prepared

Upvotes: 615

So then the private said “Sergeant, my rifle won’t fire”

By: ThrummingSea

So then the private said “Sergeant, my rifle won’t fire”

Upvotes: 640

Who wouldn't like a little encouragement?

By: LatePine

Who wouldn't like a little encouragement?

Upvotes: 634

He's 'boss'ed this

By: AncientFeather

He's 'boss'ed this

Upvotes: 757

How important are apostrophes? Extremely

By: WinterFire

How important are apostrophes? Extremely

Upvotes: 795