After heavy drinks last night, I woke up late for work. I wonder why my alarm didnβt go off
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LingeringFeather
Upvotes: 738
As an American watching badminton, I canβt help but get on board the Chew Chew train.
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PolishedVoice
Upvotes: 587
If you're ever feeling down about where you are in life just remember. Everyone has to start somewhere. Look at Jason Statham.
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FallingDust
Upvotes: 730
Got a letter taped to my door from my brand new apartment managers I have yet to meet. Good first impression.
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HiddenRiver
Upvotes: 580