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At a school event?

By: SmallSound

At a school event?

Upvotes: 879

We have to be an alien TV reality show.

By: AgedWood

We have to be an alien TV reality show.

Upvotes: 862

Ordered extra mayo at McDonald's, they give me a McCumshot

By: AutumnWaterfall

Ordered extra mayo at McDonald's, they give me a McCumshot

Upvotes: 864

This meal prep thing is easy

By: PurpleFrog

This meal prep thing is easy

Upvotes: 693

a perfect world

By: SnowyDream

a perfect world

Upvotes: 721

Does this mean the women can masturbate on company time? Sign should be more inclusive.

By: MistyMoon

Does this mean the women can masturbate on company time? Sign should be more inclusive.

Upvotes: 681

Shattner

By: YoungWave

Shattner

Upvotes: 872

Eddie Murphy forgives you.

By: FrostyField

Eddie Murphy forgives you.

Upvotes: 887

Oh my goodness! Remember Rugrats?!

By: BitterBreeze

Oh my goodness! Remember Rugrats?!

Upvotes: 527

[OC] Bad Boy

By: MorningMountain

[OC] Bad Boy

Upvotes: 800

ouch...

By: HiddenRiver

ouch...

Upvotes: 651

Mirror Mirror, on the Wall! Kernel Panic, Re-install.

By: CoolLeaf

Mirror Mirror, on the Wall! Kernel Panic, Re-install.

Upvotes: 873

Want some pot?

By: LongFlower

Want some pot?

Upvotes: 861

his name is Stu, he's the soupervisor

By: QuietPine

his name is Stu, he's the soupervisor

Upvotes: 832

My dad sent me this and I simply can not… 🤦

By: SummerSnow

My dad sent me this and I simply can not… 🤦

Upvotes: 529

Schroedinger's plates: both broken and not broken until you open the door

By: StillSilence

Schroedinger's plates: both broken and not broken until you open the door

Upvotes: 690

Problem solved

By: WitheredViolet

Problem solved

Upvotes: 746

After a recent earthquake in my city, someone set up an earthquake detection device in my local park

By: FrostyField

After a recent earthquake in my city, someone set up an earthquake detection device in my local park

Upvotes: 554

New Tide advertisement

By: ThrobbingShape

New Tide advertisement

Upvotes: 535

Halloween decorations on point

By: OldPond

Halloween decorations on point

Upvotes: 815