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Was at my kid’s school for a costume parade. One Dad misunderstood in the best way possible.

By: DrySea

Was at my kid’s school for a costume parade. One Dad misunderstood in the best way possible.

Upvotes: 661

Seen on a Jukebox in Dallas...

By: EmptyWind

Seen on a Jukebox in Dallas...

Upvotes: 763

10 yrs ago went to a party dressed as myself 10 yrs in the future. Nobody realized it was a costume & they avoided me all night. Folks kept trying to rescue my wife from me. Joined some smokers on front lawn, the party’s host saw me out there, came out to apologize for the noise.

By: ShySurf

10 yrs ago went to a party dressed as myself 10 yrs in the future. Nobody realized it was a costume & they avoided me all night. Folks kept trying to rescue my wife from me. Joined some smokers on front lawn, the party’s host saw me out there, came out to apologize for the noise.

Upvotes: 672

He loves his meats...

By: BrokenButterfly

He loves his meats...

Upvotes: 626

Little Halloween fun

By: AgedWood

Little Halloween fun

Upvotes: 858

Update: We won the office costume contest

By: DampDew

Update: We won the office costume contest

Upvotes: 878

Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Cancer and Vixen!

By: AutumnWaterfall

Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Cancer and Vixen!

Upvotes: 622

The real treasure

By: HiddenRiver

The real treasure

Upvotes: 594

A whiteboard comic from my 15yo son [oc]

By: LateFirefly

A whiteboard comic from my 15yo son [oc]

Upvotes: 533

These "Dilation pumpkins" made by midwives at a hospital, disturbing but funny

By: BitterBreeze

These "Dilation pumpkins" made by midwives at a hospital, disturbing but funny

Upvotes: 581

Am I odd?

By: PatientForest

Am I odd?

Upvotes: 636

The real life South Harmon Institute of Technology

By: QuietPine

The real life South Harmon Institute of Technology

Upvotes: 712

Confirming non-confirmists

By: YoungWave

Confirming non-confirmists

Upvotes: 707

No love is forbidden

By: SummerSnow

No love is forbidden

Upvotes: 897

Found almost 2lbs of poison in the Halloween candy mix I bought.

By: RoughSnowflake

Found almost 2lbs of poison in the Halloween candy mix I bought.

Upvotes: 852

My wife chose some really exciting paint colors!

By: QuietPine

My wife chose some really exciting paint colors!

Upvotes: 761

I'm here to try out my sea legs

By: DawnCloud

I'm here to try out my sea legs

Upvotes: 834

This Key and Peele fan in northern Virginia.

By: LivelySmoke

This Key and Peele fan in northern Virginia.

Upvotes: 573

[OC] Peach

By: DampDew

[OC] Peach

Upvotes: 581

Mark Zuckerberg is using BBQ sauce as a book stopper

By: LittleHaze

Mark Zuckerberg is using BBQ sauce as a book stopper

Upvotes: 861