I am a succulent

By: PatientResonance
I am a succulent
Upvotes: 651

My cousin’s wedding is today, do you think he’ll like this card?

By: SilentSurf
My cousin’s wedding is today, do you think he’ll like this card?
Upvotes: 561

My sister said:β€œnow, the cake won’t melt.β€œ

By: WispyPaper
My sister said:β€œnow, the cake won’t melt.β€œ
Upvotes: 734

Didn’t understand what was funny about ordering 3 cheese enchiladas on the side until these monsters showed up…

By: MorningSky
Didn’t understand what was funny about ordering 3 cheese enchiladas on the side until these monsters showed up…
Upvotes: 729

Buddy of mine wanted to share referral code for free smoothies and sent me this

By: ThrummingMeadow
Buddy of mine wanted to share referral code for free smoothies and sent me this
Upvotes: 609

Toby ruining our dinner

By: SnowyField
Toby ruining our dinner
Upvotes: 696

Babysat for our friends last night and this is how they picked her up

By: BrokenStar
Babysat for our friends last night and this is how they picked her up
Upvotes: 613

Somebody on Wikipedia is upset with the results of the Apple Top 100 Albums list

By: AgedDawn
Somebody on Wikipedia is upset with the results of the Apple Top 100 Albums list
Upvotes: 846

Company: "we have a great and friendly work environment"

By: ColdFrost
Company: "we have a great and friendly work environment"
Upvotes: 833

Aww Jeez is Right!

By: HiddenWind
Aww Jeez is Right!
Upvotes: 536

Bed bugs

By: CoolButterfly
Bed bugs
Upvotes: 517

I told my coworkers I had never tasted a pickle. The next week:

By: BlueFog
I told my coworkers I had never tasted a pickle. The next week:
Upvotes: 577

Nice picture of the day wikipedia

By: FloralWater
Nice picture of the day wikipedia
Upvotes: 725

There's also some more nasty ones though!

By: OldSound
There's also some more nasty ones though!
Upvotes: 891

I have so many questions but.. ScEntED!?!!???

By: DryPaper
I have so many questions but.. ScEntED!?!!???
Upvotes: 790

I hear that everyone is dying to go to this open mic

By: StillTree
I hear that everyone is dying to go to this open mic
Upvotes: 576

Met some old work friends for lunch. My son took notes.

By: FallingButterfly
Met some old work friends for lunch. My son took notes.
Upvotes: 640

Gesus Christ

By: LivelyFrost
Gesus Christ
Upvotes: 880

captains use only

By: SmallWave
captains use only
Upvotes: 677

What happened with this pond weed for it to deserve this name?

By: DarkDust
What happened with this pond weed for it to deserve this name?
Upvotes: 827
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