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Humans ...

By: SolitaryResonance

Humans ...

Upvotes: 842

Just why

By: QuietPine

Just why

Upvotes: 663

I developed an anaphylactic shellfish allergy last month at age 41. I’m pretty pissed about it, but my medical alert bracelet makes me smile.

By: CoolLeaf

I developed an anaphylactic shellfish allergy last month at age 41. I’m pretty pissed about it, but my medical alert bracelet makes me smile.

Upvotes: 860

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers. Here’s Brenda, from today, after I asked what county she was in. (Vancouver and Portland are across the river from each other.)

By: FragrantSun

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers. Here’s Brenda, from today, after I asked what county she was in. (Vancouver and Portland are across the river from each other.)

Upvotes: 711

My dad asked me if I wanted an egg sandwich. I'm not even mad, this is genius!

By: LivelySmoke

My dad asked me if I wanted an egg sandwich. I'm not even mad, this is genius!

Upvotes: 725

Some ancient knowledge

By: AgedWood

Some ancient knowledge

Upvotes: 791

My brother who lives a few states away sent me a letter through the mail

By: MistyMoon

My brother who lives a few states away sent me a letter through the mail

Upvotes: 795

Tired hr is tired [OC]

By: OldPond

Tired hr is tired [OC]

Upvotes: 727

In the 1970s where my mom lived, a red porch light meant something NSFW. My 10/yr mom didn’t know and wanted to do something nice for my grandma, so she changed the bulb. For weeks my grandma couldn’t figure out why men kept showing up to their door until one said ‘But your porchlight, ma’am?’

By: SilentRain

In the 1970s where my mom lived, a red porch light meant something NSFW. My 10/yr mom didn’t know and wanted to do something nice for my grandma, so she changed the bulb. For weeks my grandma couldn’t figure out why men kept showing up to their door until one said ‘But your porchlight, ma’am?’

Upvotes: 843

The devil sounds like a talented dude

By: DarkMorning

The devil sounds like a talented dude

Upvotes: 860

I asked my husband to buy some cheap plastic drinking cups so that we don’t always have to drink from glass cups and potentially break them while handling them. This is what he bought… (and no we don’t have kids)

By: TwilightHill

I asked my husband to buy some cheap plastic drinking cups so that we don’t always have to drink from glass cups and potentially break them while handling them. This is what he bought… (and no we don’t have kids)

Upvotes: 529

No parenting books prepared me for this, she's been “sitting” like this for about 20 minutes now just watching tv.

By: SpringDawn

No parenting books prepared me for this, she's been “sitting” like this for about 20 minutes now just watching tv.

Upvotes: 504

Drive safe out there.

By: SilentRain

Drive safe out there.

Upvotes: 570

What does it mean when the groundhog DIES?

By: MistyMoon

What does it mean when the groundhog DIES?

Upvotes: 678

My mate and I have been hiding this Indian statue in each other’s houses for over 15 years. I don’t remember how the game started but this is his latest hiding spot

By: BrokenButterfly

My mate and I have been hiding this Indian statue in each other’s houses for over 15 years. I don’t remember how the game started but this is his latest hiding spot

Upvotes: 858

Do you also feel the wind of change?

By: TwilightHill

Do you also feel the wind of change?

Upvotes: 618

Hulk doesnt do coffee

By: WildWater

Hulk doesnt do coffee

Upvotes: 790

It’s the fucking Catalina wine mixer

By: PolishedVoice

It’s the fucking Catalina wine mixer

Upvotes: 699

I came in last place in fantasy football and had to do this

By: RestlessFog

I came in last place in fantasy football and had to do this

Upvotes: 705

This construction company photoshopped masks on their employees in a photo to celebrate the completion of a new dormitory building at UNCSA

By: SilentRain

This construction company photoshopped masks on their employees in a photo to celebrate the completion of a new dormitory building at UNCSA

Upvotes: 526