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My wife had our bedroom Paris themed. I thought it needed a bit more.

By: WitheredDust

My wife had our bedroom Paris themed. I thought it needed a bit more.

Upvotes: 790

same

By: SmallMeadow

same

Upvotes: 766

[OC] Apparently my robot vacuum is on strike. Found it in the bathroom, where it used the doorjamb to shut itself off.

By: YoungField

[OC] Apparently my robot vacuum is on strike. Found it in the bathroom, where it used the doorjamb to shut itself off.

Upvotes: 703

The hotel I’m staying at must have seen some shit

By: RedRiver

The hotel I’m staying at must have seen some shit

Upvotes: 755

big grilling weekend

By: AncientWater

big grilling weekend

Upvotes: 741

What a beaut! 10/10 Pedigree dick veggie

By: DelicateMorning

What a beaut! 10/10 Pedigree dick veggie

Upvotes: 558

My friend got me cookies to celebrate my vasectomy!

By: ShySun

My friend got me cookies to celebrate my vasectomy!

Upvotes: 571

Playing Monopoly

By: RedFog

Playing Monopoly

Upvotes: 549

My local ice crème shoppe is down with le fauncy culture

By: QuietDew

My local ice crème shoppe is down with le fauncy culture

Upvotes: 548

silence, vulgarian

By: BlackWater

silence, vulgarian

Upvotes: 879

Found at a local brewery! Finally have something to water my plants with.

By: CrimsonSky

Found at a local brewery! Finally have something to water my plants with.

Upvotes: 547

to all the haters who said i shouldn't build an x-ray machine in my garage

By: SmallSun

to all the haters who said i shouldn't build an x-ray machine in my garage

Upvotes: 603

"I finished painting the walls." (Sent to my spouse, who asked how the bathroom was coming along.)

By: FallingGlade

"I finished painting the walls." (Sent to my spouse, who asked how the bathroom was coming along.)

Upvotes: 523

Status applied - burning

By: DampRiver

Status applied - burning

Upvotes: 694

Wondered if the sequel to Hot Fuzz was being filmed in my town…

By: BrokenLog

Wondered if the sequel to Hot Fuzz was being filmed in my town…

Upvotes: 868

I wish I could credit who made this

By: DarkStar

I wish I could credit who made this

Upvotes: 874

My neighbors’ new puppy.

By: RedBird

My neighbors’ new puppy.

Upvotes: 583

Thanks for the heads up

By: BrokenBird

Thanks for the heads up

Upvotes: 721

Never

By: MuddyBush

Never

Upvotes: 790

a rat's tale

By: DelicateHaze

a rat's tale

Upvotes: 644