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She said the only reason she fell in love with me was because they told her I can draw very well. Please rate my drawing before I show her.

By: FallingDust

She said the only reason she fell in love with me was because they told her I can draw very well. Please rate my drawing before I show her.

Upvotes: 738

Our forgotten hero, fungi…

By: BrokenButterfly

Our forgotten hero, fungi…

Upvotes: 576

Since we have a real life Lex Luther where is our Superman?

By: HolyWater

Since we have a real life Lex Luther where is our Superman?

Upvotes: 632

Round 2 loading

By: WispySun

Round 2 loading

Upvotes: 601

Just a little longer!

By: GreenFire

Just a little longer!

Upvotes: 698

AI gave written an obituary it's best shot

By: DarkMorning

AI gave written an obituary it's best shot

Upvotes: 824

It is forbidden to speak italian with the goat

By: LongFlower

It is forbidden to speak italian with the goat

Upvotes: 856

My lyft today. He also has puke bags in pocket just in case

By: MuddyNight

My lyft today. He also has puke bags in pocket just in case

Upvotes: 878

Can you all confirm for my wife I'm not dumb and it could have happened to anyone?

By: ThrobbingShape

Can you all confirm for my wife I'm not dumb and it could have happened to anyone?

Upvotes: 763

You've heard of "elf on the shelf", now get ready for...

By: BillowingBrook

You've heard of "elf on the shelf", now get ready for...

Upvotes: 831

I found a plus-size mannequin on Facebook Marketplace for $60. It made the best surprise Christmas gift for a co-worker. I hid her in his backyard peeking in his patio door when he wasn't home. When he saw it he said it scared the sh!t out of him!

By: MorningMountain

I found a plus-size mannequin on Facebook Marketplace for $60. It made the best surprise Christmas gift for a co-worker. I hid her in his backyard peeking in his patio door when he wasn't home. When he saw it he said it scared the sh!t out of him!

Upvotes: 527

Abbott & Costello would be proud...

By: SilentRain

Abbott & Costello would be proud...

Upvotes: 523

No Thanks

By: StillSilence

No Thanks

Upvotes: 616

One step forward

By: DawnCloud

One step forward

Upvotes: 653

Henlo fello hooman

By: AncientPaper

Henlo fello hooman

Upvotes: 525

we are venom

By: MuddyNight

we are venom

Upvotes: 529

I love rearranging movie titles at the thrift store.

By: BoldGrass

I love rearranging movie titles at the thrift store.

Upvotes: 816

Now we are asking the real questions

By: HiddenRiver

Now we are asking the real questions

Upvotes: 663

Hypocrites

By: LingeringFeather

Hypocrites

Upvotes: 638

Snow day at school today (Teacher said it was a tradition)

By: TwilightHill

Snow day at school today (Teacher said it was a tradition)

Upvotes: 592