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Don't call them "pants".

By: AutumnWaterfall

Don't call them "pants".

Upvotes: 868

Hot take

By: ColdBush

Hot take

Upvotes: 748

A bit in the nose or butt

By: WitheredViolet

A bit in the nose or butt

Upvotes: 713

Misfortune cookie

By: EmptyWind

Misfortune cookie

Upvotes: 720

My 10yr old made me a birthday card with detailed drawings of the buttholes of our 4 cats and titled it: “The Collection of BUTTHOLES of the cats”.

By: MistyMoon

My 10yr old made me a birthday card with detailed drawings of the buttholes of our 4 cats and titled it: “The Collection of BUTTHOLES of the cats”.

Upvotes: 584

For the first time, you can fully customize the Ledger Nano S with our new engraved swivels! Securely store and manage up to 1800 crypto assets.

By: BoldGrass

For the first time, you can fully customize the Ledger Nano S with our new engraved swivels! Securely store and manage up to 1800 crypto assets.

Upvotes: 633

My wife made me a coffee table book for Christmas. All quotes out of context she has been collecting while listening to me gaming with the buds online from another room in the house. Link to the book in the comments.

By: BlueBird

My wife made me a coffee table book for Christmas. All quotes out of context she has been collecting while listening to me gaming with the buds online from another room in the house. Link to the book in the comments.

Upvotes: 644

So it begins, Artificial Intelligence has now started to whittle down the human population.

By: BrokenButterfly

So it begins, Artificial Intelligence has now started to whittle down the human population.

Upvotes: 510

About last night

By: ThrobbingShape

About last night

Upvotes: 636

Christmas

By: SnowyDream

Christmas

Upvotes: 599

Had to look at the picture a second time

By: DawnCloud

Had to look at the picture a second time

Upvotes: 523

Give the Gift of Security! Combine our new engraved swivels with a Ledger Nano S and create the perfect hardware wallet for your family and friends this holiday season.

By: RestlessFog

Give the Gift of Security! Combine our new engraved swivels with a Ledger Nano S and create the perfect hardware wallet for your family and friends this holiday season.

Upvotes: 625

Are we a joke to you?

By: BlackWildflower

Are we a joke to you?

Upvotes: 492

Welcome to the age apartments

By: ThrobbingShape

Welcome to the age apartments

Upvotes: 707

Tax time

By: WispySun

Tax time

Upvotes: 523

2022

By: WinterGlitter

2022

Upvotes: 867

My mom got me Super Mario Sheets for Christmas. I'm 22 and have been living in my own apartment for 4 years, so I looked confused and disappointed. She said "What? It's not like anyone else is going to see your sheets" and now I don't know if that was ignorance, an insult or innocence...

By: PatientForest

My mom got me Super Mario Sheets for Christmas. I'm 22 and have been living in my own apartment for 4 years, so I looked confused and disappointed. She said "What? It's not like anyone else is going to see your sheets" and now I don't know if that was ignorance, an insult or innocence...

Upvotes: 692

"Uh oh! Looks like your time ran out!"

By: PatientForest

"Uh oh! Looks like your time ran out!"

Upvotes: 884

Daughter bought me a gift from the Santa shop at school. I am missing the parts for it.

By: YoungWave

Daughter bought me a gift from the Santa shop at school. I am missing the parts for it.

Upvotes: 762

Really.

By: QuietPine

Really.

Upvotes: 503