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My Dad Started a Satirical Newspaper in Retirement and It's actually Quite Funny

By: AncientGlade

My Dad Started a Satirical Newspaper in Retirement and It's actually Quite Funny

Upvotes: 881

I wonder how many people got rocked by these glass dividers before they decided to bring in the pool noodles.

By: FragrantDawn

I wonder how many people got rocked by these glass dividers before they decided to bring in the pool noodles.

Upvotes: 885

Poop Knife 2: The Upgrade

By: BlackLeaf

Poop Knife 2: The Upgrade

Upvotes: 501

For my nans 90th, we got her a stripper

By: SpringWaterfall

For my nans 90th, we got her a stripper

Upvotes: 779

Picture of my hotelroom on booking website vs picture I made when we walked into the room. I hope my roommate doesn't need to use the toilet tonight...

By: WhiteWater

Picture of my hotelroom on booking website vs picture I made when we walked into the room. I hope my roommate doesn't need to use the toilet tonight...

Upvotes: 692

Sprite’s legal team was like yup, approved

By: SparklingFog

Sprite’s legal team was like yup, approved

Upvotes: 797

The apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

By: BlueSound

The apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

Upvotes: 667

Nokia 3310

By: ColdShape

Nokia 3310

Upvotes: 551

Xox? Xfox?

By: SolitaryWater

Xox? Xfox?

Upvotes: 820

welp, i hope the paper straws is enough

By: NamelessHaze

welp, i hope the paper straws is enough

Upvotes: 626

Barksy

By: SummerFrost

Barksy

Upvotes: 533

what do you eat for breakfast ?

By: WanderingViolet

what do you eat for breakfast ?

Upvotes: 609

MAGIC!

By: ShySnowflake

MAGIC!

Upvotes: 680

NPYD officer dealing with a raccoon

By: GreenGlitter

NPYD officer dealing with a raccoon

Upvotes: 820

Why people don't usually include beets in pot pie filling

By: HolySunset

Why people don't usually include beets in pot pie filling

Upvotes: 524

I wasn’t convinced until now…. we are definitely in a simulation. Today I randomly swam past my Doppelseäner at the Flamingo pool in Vegas.

By: NamelessSurf

I wasn’t convinced until now…. we are definitely in a simulation. Today I randomly swam past my Doppelseäner at the Flamingo pool in Vegas.

Upvotes: 668

The Play Store's suggestion for me today

By: GreenShadow

The Play Store's suggestion for me today

Upvotes: 688

I was so excited for my new shirt from my fav band. I didn't see it until my husband started laughing.

By: LateWaterfall

I was so excited for my new shirt from my fav band. I didn't see it until my husband started laughing.

Upvotes: 622

Japan needs YOU 🍺

By: AutumnBreeze

Japan needs YOU 🍺

Upvotes: 861

Pool mitosis.

By: LingeringWildflower

Pool mitosis.

Upvotes: 866