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She likes me!

By: QuietPine

She likes me!

Upvotes: 765

Did you know that penguins mate for life?

By: WeatheredGlade

Did you know that penguins mate for life?

Upvotes: 590

Found a book of erotic limericks in my parents basement.

By: LateFirefly

Found a book of erotic limericks in my parents basement.

Upvotes: 578

Is the Olympic freestyle jump happening next to a nuclear power plant?!

By: HiddenRiver

Is the Olympic freestyle jump happening next to a nuclear power plant?!

Upvotes: 723

My fiancé and I tested our teeth marks in the butter…neither match. This does confirm someone bit the butter though…

By: ThrobbingShape

My fiancé and I tested our teeth marks in the butter…neither match. This does confirm someone bit the butter though…

Upvotes: 794

Harvard Rejection Letter

By: PolishedVoice

Harvard Rejection Letter

Upvotes: 655

I’m very patiently waiting for my fiancé to wake up so I can find out why there is a bite mark in the butter…

By: DelicateSunset

I’m very patiently waiting for my fiancé to wake up so I can find out why there is a bite mark in the butter…

Upvotes: 662

Exacly.

By: AgedWood

Exacly.

Upvotes: 711

(NSFW) Walked by this truck full of interesting bumper stickers today. There were more on the sides.

By: DelicateSunset

(NSFW) Walked by this truck full of interesting bumper stickers today. There were more on the sides.

Upvotes: 687

There are no original ideas [OC]

By: AncientPaper

There are no original ideas [OC]

Upvotes: 634

because pandas are cute and i want to pet them

By: BillowingBrook

because pandas are cute and i want to pet them

Upvotes: 780

Why is this a thing?

By: RestlessFog

Why is this a thing?

Upvotes: 552

Finally managed to build a house of cards with all 52 cards!

By: AncientPaper

Finally managed to build a house of cards with all 52 cards!

Upvotes: 730

Best marketing strategy

By: YoungWave

Best marketing strategy

Upvotes: 835

My DoorDash driver sent the confirmation photo.

By: StillSilence

My DoorDash driver sent the confirmation photo.

Upvotes: 518

Why they had to do him like that lol

By: ProudCherry

Why they had to do him like that lol

Upvotes: 695

The ice penis my sister found hanging off a tree

By: ThrobbingShape

The ice penis my sister found hanging off a tree

Upvotes: 556

They aren't dangerous :)

By: CrimsonMeadow

They aren't dangerous :)

Upvotes: 763

lighthouse keeper

By: RestlessFog

lighthouse keeper

Upvotes: 866

bozos

By: LingeringFeather

bozos

Upvotes: 780