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...and you thought smoking at the pump was risky stuff 😂

By: LingeringFeather

...and you thought smoking at the pump was risky stuff 😂

Upvotes: 859

Teachers get a Discount on Flamethrowers: Guess Which State I am

By: PatientForest

Teachers get a Discount on Flamethrowers: Guess Which State I am

Upvotes: 738

bone a petite waiter

By: FragrantSun

bone a petite waiter

Upvotes: 828

we need to tell you something

By: SnowyDream

we need to tell you something

Upvotes: 494

Used a single pack of sugar lettering from the store, and got the best I could out of it. Happy 30th birthday to me!

By: WanderingThunder

Used a single pack of sugar lettering from the store, and got the best I could out of it. Happy 30th birthday to me!

Upvotes: 750

How can i be normal without amfetamin?

By: FloralTree

How can i be normal without amfetamin?

Upvotes: 701

(OC) 1988: My dad was denied entry to a club in Mexico bc he was wearing shorts so my mom gave him her pants

By: SpringDawn

(OC) 1988: My dad was denied entry to a club in Mexico bc he was wearing shorts so my mom gave him her pants

Upvotes: 800

How many Lowes could Rob Lowe Rob if Rob Lowe could Rob Lowes?

By: CrimsonMeadow

How many Lowes could Rob Lowe Rob if Rob Lowe could Rob Lowes?

Upvotes: 642

Life of Cat

By: WhiteShadow

Life of Cat

Upvotes: 676

Cut to the chase

By: WispySun

Cut to the chase

Upvotes: 833

Barista asked if she could make me a “surprise coffee, free of charge” and comes back with this

By: DawnCloud

Barista asked if she could make me a “surprise coffee, free of charge” and comes back with this

Upvotes: 861

New energy drinks in Sweden

By: GreenFire

New energy drinks in Sweden

Upvotes: 807

Sh*t happens

By: SpringDawn

Sh*t happens

Upvotes: 746

TOY MA

By: DampDew

TOY__ __MA

Upvotes: 527

Should I roll the rubber all the way?

By: PatientForest

Should I roll the rubber all the way?

Upvotes: 701

Bird song

By: YoungWave

Bird song

Upvotes: 633

Spring [OC]

By: PolishedVoice

Spring [OC]

Upvotes: 668

fixed it for you

By: MistyMoon

fixed it for you

Upvotes: 854

Dark

By: WeatheredGlade

Dark

Upvotes: 513

Earthquake hit at a bad time

By: OldPond

Earthquake hit at a bad time

Upvotes: 732