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Meanwhile in Canada today…

By: FragrantSun

Upvotes: 769

Wife gave me a note for her breakfast bagel order.

By: SummerSnow

Wife gave me a note for her breakfast bagel order.

Upvotes: 656

Respond to every crisis like you’re Jason Bateman watching the slap.

By: WildWater

Respond to every crisis like you’re Jason Bateman watching the slap.

Upvotes: 807

Now I'm mad

By: SummerSnow

Now I'm mad

Upvotes: 638

Chris Rock’s cousin, The, looks on in shock as Will Smith approaches the stage.

By: BoldGrass

Chris Rock’s cousin, The, looks on in shock as Will Smith approaches the stage.

Upvotes: 894

If The Other Rock Told The Same Joke

By: WeatheredGlade

If The Other Rock Told The Same Joke

Upvotes: 580

I live in Nepal. This was in a store near my house.

By: BoldGrass

I live in Nepal. This was in a store near my house.

Upvotes: 710

Andrew Garfield texting the other Peter Parkers to see if Will Smith slapped Chris Rock in their universes too

By: ColdBush

Andrew Garfield texting the other Peter Parkers to see if Will Smith slapped Chris Rock in their universes too

Upvotes: 672

Apparently, people are petitioning to have Ricky Gervais host the Oscars next year.

By: SummerSnow

Apparently, people are petitioning to have Ricky Gervais host the Oscars next year.

Upvotes: 593

I’m a viking

By: DelicateSunset

I’m a viking

Upvotes: 734

not him for once

By: LateFirefly

not him for once

Upvotes: 572

“Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!” “You should focus on keeping Jaden’s friends outta hers’

By: ProudCherry

“Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!” “You should focus on keeping Jaden’s friends outta hers’

Upvotes: 877

The moment the nukes launched

By: LongFlower

The moment the nukes launched

Upvotes: 792

Knew there was a reason for the open hand

By: DivineFrost

Knew there was a reason for the open hand

Upvotes: 583

Couple of guys that were up to no good

By: TwilightHill

Couple of guys that were up to no good

Upvotes: 517

I've been out of town working for 2 weeks and my wife didn't do any dishes. After over a hour, I got to the bottom of the pile.

By: SummerSnow

I've been out of town working for 2 weeks and my wife didn't do any dishes. After over a hour, I got to the bottom of the pile.

Upvotes: 501

Welcome to Utah!

By: BillowingBrook

Welcome to Utah!

Upvotes: 771

Cat caught cheating on a test

By: ShySurf

Cat caught cheating on a test

Upvotes: 531

Saw this outside my local coffee shop 💀

By: ProudCherry

Saw this outside my local coffee shop 💀

Upvotes: 852

Gordon Ramsay

By: CrimsonMeadow

Gordon Ramsay

Upvotes: 654