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I think YouTube's new feature works...

By: CrimsonFire

I think YouTube's new feature works...

Upvotes: 706

Bargain

By: MorningStar

Bargain

Upvotes: 882

They really gonna age it 15 years and then sell it to me 3 months before it expires

By: DampWater

They really gonna age it 15 years and then sell it to me 3 months before it expires

Upvotes: 535

I guess Mikey likes it

By: WinterHill

I guess Mikey likes it

Upvotes: 851

Asked my wife to write a grocery list for me...

By: WispyVoice

Asked my wife to write a grocery list for me...

Upvotes: 772

A nice note left in our VRBO guest book

By: BlueFlower

A nice note left in our VRBO guest book

Upvotes: 691

More fire?

By: PurpleBreeze

More fire?

Upvotes: 778

There's no better wingman

By: AutumnSurf

There's no better wingman

Upvotes: 835

Hope the next person to remodel this kitchen doesn’t have heart problems….

By: DampNight

Hope the next person to remodel this kitchen doesn’t have heart problems….

Upvotes: 664

Maybe a slightly smaller truck next time?

By: OldLeaf

Maybe a slightly smaller truck next time?

Upvotes: 611

Switched out a word on my wife's sign. How long til she notices?

By: WildSun

Switched out a word on my wife's sign. How long til she notices?

Upvotes: 647

What can freshwater snails do? Is it a 'slow' death?

By: ShyMorning

What can freshwater snails do? Is it a 'slow' death?

Upvotes: 819

My friend sent me this at 1am

By: HolyDarkness

My friend sent me this at 1am

Upvotes: 701

Was hating my receding hairline until I realized...it's alrighty then

By: SparklingMountain

Was hating my receding hairline until I realized...it's alrighty then

Upvotes: 836

My toddler and her subtle commentary on my choices

By: PolishedWildflower

My toddler and her subtle commentary on my choices

Upvotes: 651

F is for _____

By: BitterWaterfall

F is for _____

Upvotes: 705

Tell me how I got this bruise.

By: DryBrook

Tell me how I got this bruise.

Upvotes: 619

Apparently Portugal sells "Non stop retard" condoms... my gf thinking she is hilarious bought me 3 packs

By: OldVoice

Apparently Portugal sells "Non stop retard" condoms... my gf thinking she is hilarious bought me 3 packs

Upvotes: 764

Wife’s employer received this resume for a position. He got an interview because the manager couldn’t stop laughing (edited for privacy)

By: LateWave

Wife’s employer received this resume for a position. He got an interview because the manager couldn’t stop laughing (edited for privacy)

Upvotes: 886

Family portrait at Serenis in Punta Cana!

By: ShyViolet

Family portrait at Serenis in Punta Cana!

Upvotes: 891