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Eyeing his next victim

By: HiddenHaze

Eyeing his next victim

Upvotes: 597

These optional upcharges at the bar’s discretion

By: OldResonance

These optional upcharges at the bar’s discretion

Upvotes: 774

Neighbor purchased generic birthday cake for his wife. Asked the deli lady if she could put her name on it. She replied “yes, but I’m not the greatest at cake decorating “…she wasn’t kidding….

By: BitterSnow

Neighbor purchased generic birthday cake for his wife. Asked the deli lady if she could put her name on it. She replied “yes, but I’m not the greatest at cake decorating “…she wasn’t kidding….

Upvotes: 609

...i think you did it wrong

By: LongMeadow

...i think you did it wrong

Upvotes: 539

My wife thinks my method for stirring a new jar of natural peanut butter is funny but, hey, it works.

By: MistyFeather

My wife thinks my method for stirring a new jar of natural peanut butter is funny but, hey, it works.

Upvotes: 677

Last action hero

By: ShyBrook

Last action hero

Upvotes: 688

Yes, “ufo”-shaped

By: AgedMoon

Yes, “ufo”-shaped

Upvotes: 670

It puts the lotion in the basket

By: BitterSea

It puts the lotion in the basket

Upvotes: 784

The most chillin acorn ever

By: RestlessVoice

The most chillin acorn ever

Upvotes: 608

My daughter wrote a book.

By: QuietSunset

My daughter wrote a book.

Upvotes: 510

The ice cream cake we ordered vs what we received:

By: AgedGlitter

The ice cream cake we ordered vs what we received:

Upvotes: 810

Imported truck had a slug on it, they used a salt ring for quarantine.

By: PolishedWind

Imported truck had a slug on it, they used a salt ring for quarantine.

Upvotes: 757

[oc] My cat always looks like she's trying to take an order by the window so i edited her into a mcdonalds employee. 🤣

By: ColdLake

[oc] My cat always looks like she's trying to take an order by the window so i edited her into a mcdonalds employee. 🤣

Upvotes: 872

at first glance..

By: WispyForest

at first glance..

Upvotes: 796

The bravest vaccine receiver

By: QuietSnowflake

The bravest vaccine receiver

Upvotes: 648

This could be confusing

By: DelicateWave

This could be confusing

Upvotes: 773

I refuse to pay since free awards were taken away, so im bringing back the OG home made Silver Award

By: SpringLeaf

I refuse to pay since free awards were taken away, so im bringing back the OG home made Silver Award

Upvotes: 873

Schedule A Tour!

By: SmallSnow

Schedule A Tour!

Upvotes: 784

What's up with this??

By: WanderingRain

What's up with this??

Upvotes: 792

What now?

By: ProudDust

What now?

Upvotes: 851