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I must be getting old because what in the world does this mean?

By: RedDream

I must be getting old because what in the world does this mean?

Upvotes: 663

Saw this sign at a local garage

By: CrimsonMeadow

Saw this sign at a local garage

Upvotes: 576

Made my work friend a cookie cake

By: CrimsonMeadow

Made my work friend a cookie cake

Upvotes: 594

Florida man arrested for allegedly pulling out a gun because his Wingstop order wasn’t ready

By: LittleBrook

Florida man arrested for allegedly pulling out a gun because his Wingstop order wasn’t ready

Upvotes: 716

My daughter told me we only had a little milk left in the fridge.

By: LivelyMoon

My daughter told me we only had a little milk left in the fridge.

Upvotes: 697

Found this inside the fueling panel of a private jet.

By: FloralDream

Found this inside the fueling panel of a private jet.

Upvotes: 676

What happened here?? Wrong answer only!

By: SummerMorning

What happened here?? Wrong answer only!

Upvotes: 601

I’m at IKEA right now, and all the toilets in the bathroom displays are screwed shut so nobody can take a sh*t in them. They must’ve learned that lesson the hard way.

By: FragrantSky

I’m at IKEA right now, and all the toilets in the bathroom displays are screwed shut so nobody can take a sh*t in them. They must’ve learned that lesson the hard way.

Upvotes: 505

My kids haven’t cleaned their bathroom like they were supposed to. I decided to leave a note under a rag they left on the floor. Let’s see if they find it. It’s been a week already.

By: SummerSound

My kids haven’t cleaned their bathroom like they were supposed to. I decided to leave a note under a rag they left on the floor. Let’s see if they find it. It’s been a week already.

Upvotes: 662

I guess divorce parties are a thing now?

By: SilentFog

I guess divorce parties are a thing now?

Upvotes: 689

MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION (found on the wall of my school’s bathroom)

By: LateWave

MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION (found on the wall of my school’s bathroom)

Upvotes: 883

It's gonna be loud

By: DampWaterfall

It's gonna be loud

Upvotes: 639

If I had a hammer...

By: QuietWind

If I had a hammer...

Upvotes: 655

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe

By: BillowingButterfly

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe

Upvotes: 578

My gf complained of the toilet seat being up, and I told her she’s the minority in this household. This was her reply…

By: RoughSnow

My gf complained of the toilet seat being up, and I told her she’s the minority in this household. This was her reply…

Upvotes: 510

Welp no Arby's available today in Battle Creek Mi

By: BitterCherry

Welp no Arby's available today in Battle Creek Mi

Upvotes: 739

Went to a mental health center's bathroom and found this.

By: RedSurf

Went to a mental health center's bathroom and found this.

Upvotes: 704

I’m out here supporting my wife on her journey to a healthier lifestyle

By: NamelessSurf

I’m out here supporting my wife on her journey to a healthier lifestyle

Upvotes: 791

Umm, vice? That's not how bullets work

By: AgedWater

Umm, vice? That's not how bullets work

Upvotes: 762

Joke's on them! I'm only disabled during business hours.

By: WeatheredWind

Joke's on them! I'm only disabled during business hours.

Upvotes: 786