I work at a bakery and they said I could only bring one cookie home (banana for scale)
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RoughMeadow
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My friend wanted her vanity plate to say, βMaleficentβ but I think she accidentally came up with something better.
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WitheredDawn
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Things were so much simpler in the seventies. Everyone could buy their shorts off the same rack.
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WhiteBreeze
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