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"I finished painting the walls." (Sent to my spouse, who asked how the bathroom was coming along.)

By: FallingGlade

"I finished painting the walls." (Sent to my spouse, who asked how the bathroom was coming along.)

Upvotes: 523

Status applied - burning

By: DampRiver

Status applied - burning

Upvotes: 694

Wondered if the sequel to Hot Fuzz was being filmed in my town…

By: BrokenLog

Wondered if the sequel to Hot Fuzz was being filmed in my town…

Upvotes: 868

I wish I could credit who made this

By: DarkStar

I wish I could credit who made this

Upvotes: 874

My neighbors’ new puppy.

By: RedBird

My neighbors’ new puppy.

Upvotes: 583

Thanks for the heads up

By: BrokenBird

Thanks for the heads up

Upvotes: 721

Never

By: MuddyBush

Never

Upvotes: 790

a rat's tale

By: DelicateHaze

a rat's tale

Upvotes: 644

It smells like poo here...

By: BillowingMoon

It smells like poo here...

Upvotes: 829

well...it's not wrong

By: FallingShadow

well...it's not wrong

Upvotes: 737

Do only Midwesterners get this? 😂

By: TwilightDream

Do only Midwesterners get this? 😂

Upvotes: 544

Told my buddy to bring his own chair to the bonfire

By: TwilightSnow

Told my buddy to bring his own chair to the bonfire

Upvotes: 675

Sex ed

By: DampHill

Sex ed

Upvotes: 592

Aarrggh! [OC]

By: RoughFrog

Aarrggh! [OC]

Upvotes: 569

A very helpful graph

By: TwilightSun

A very helpful graph

Upvotes: 591

Inflation has been hitting everything

By: WitheredWave

Inflation has been hitting everything

Upvotes: 718

Unicorn

By: ProudFirefly

Unicorn

Upvotes: 776

Wife left these to dry in the kitchen, didn't understand why I was grossed out

By: LateWater

Wife left these to dry in the kitchen, didn't understand why I was grossed out

Upvotes: 667

I got cookies made to commemorate my hysterectomy. Bakery did not disappoint.

By: FloralVoice

I got cookies made to commemorate my hysterectomy. Bakery did not disappoint.

Upvotes: 537

My son puts more thought into how to spend his 46 tokens at the prize counter than most people put into investing their life savings.

By: NamelessWater

My son puts more thought into how to spend his 46 tokens at the prize counter than most people put into investing their life savings.

Upvotes: 825