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Typical Android thing

By: TwilightShape

Typical Android thing

Upvotes: 564

Incorrectly Correct

By: QuietHaze

Incorrectly Correct

Upvotes: 501

Giant C*ck

By: WildSurf

Giant C*ck

Upvotes: 670

Was watching the Tour De France and thought this was funny, sorry if my sense of humour is a bit dry

By: WispyFirefly

Was watching the Tour De France and thought this was funny, sorry if my sense of humour is a bit dry

Upvotes: 887

That's one way to see it. [OC]

By: ProudMountain

That's one way to see it. [OC]

Upvotes: 613

Of course not, kiddo

By: QuietPaper

Of course not, kiddo

Upvotes: 505

Just Desserts

By: StillSnowflake

Just Desserts

Upvotes: 657

Shut up and write me the prescription

By: WispyPaper

Shut up and write me the prescription

Upvotes: 692

Last page of my daughter’s dino book she made for her elementary school assignment.

By: MuddySunset

Last page of my daughter’s dino book she made for her elementary school assignment.

Upvotes: 885

Tubby Hot Summer [OC]

By: PurpleFrost

Tubby Hot Summer [OC]

Upvotes: 730

My husband is in the process of redoing our lawn. He recently began killing off all our grass. I didn’t want our neighbors to think we were neglectful homeowners, so I made a sign…

By: MuddyGrass

My husband is in the process of redoing our lawn. He recently began killing off all our grass. I didn’t want our neighbors to think we were neglectful homeowners, so I made a sign…

Upvotes: 814

My wife tried to take a nice portrait of myself and my 3 week old.

By: StillVoice

My wife tried to take a nice portrait of myself and my 3 week old.

Upvotes: 678

PSA If you’re hot, they’re hot. Bring them inside.

By: LivelyFrog

PSA If you’re hot, they’re hot. Bring them inside.

Upvotes: 514

Suddenly I'm not in the mood for cookies

By: ProudShadow

Suddenly I'm not in the mood for cookies

Upvotes: 853

You’ve heard of the violin, now get ready for the violence

By: DelicateVoice

You’ve heard of the violin, now get ready for the violence

Upvotes: 775

Said to my wife "Look, a speed camera", assuming that I am in a 100 zone. Apparently not.

By: DelicateLog

Said to my wife "Look, a speed camera", assuming that I am in a 100 zone. Apparently not.

Upvotes: 619

it's funny because it's true

By: LivelySurf

it's funny because it's true

Upvotes: 648

Ok Disney. Now convince my wife to do the same.

By: LongFire

Ok Disney. Now convince my wife to do the same.

Upvotes: 647

Congratulations to J.Lo and Ben Affleck on their wedding

By: MistyFrost

Congratulations to J.Lo and Ben Affleck on their wedding

Upvotes: 655

MASTERPIECE>

By: QuietSnow

MASTERPIECE>

Upvotes: 535