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More fire?

By: PurpleBreeze

More fire?

Upvotes: 778

There's no better wingman

By: AutumnSurf

There's no better wingman

Upvotes: 835

Hope the next person to remodel this kitchen doesn’t have heart problems….

By: DampNight

Hope the next person to remodel this kitchen doesn’t have heart problems….

Upvotes: 664

Maybe a slightly smaller truck next time?

By: OldLeaf

Maybe a slightly smaller truck next time?

Upvotes: 611

Switched out a word on my wife's sign. How long til she notices?

By: WildSun

Switched out a word on my wife's sign. How long til she notices?

Upvotes: 647

What can freshwater snails do? Is it a 'slow' death?

By: ShyMorning

What can freshwater snails do? Is it a 'slow' death?

Upvotes: 819

My friend sent me this at 1am

By: HolyDarkness

My friend sent me this at 1am

Upvotes: 701

Was hating my receding hairline until I realized...it's alrighty then

By: SparklingMountain

Was hating my receding hairline until I realized...it's alrighty then

Upvotes: 836

My toddler and her subtle commentary on my choices

By: PolishedWildflower

My toddler and her subtle commentary on my choices

Upvotes: 651

F is for _____

By: BitterWaterfall

F is for _____

Upvotes: 705

Tell me how I got this bruise.

By: DryBrook

Tell me how I got this bruise.

Upvotes: 619

Apparently Portugal sells "Non stop retard" condoms... my gf thinking she is hilarious bought me 3 packs

By: OldVoice

Apparently Portugal sells "Non stop retard" condoms... my gf thinking she is hilarious bought me 3 packs

Upvotes: 764

Wife’s employer received this resume for a position. He got an interview because the manager couldn’t stop laughing (edited for privacy)

By: LateWave

Wife’s employer received this resume for a position. He got an interview because the manager couldn’t stop laughing (edited for privacy)

Upvotes: 886

Family portrait at Serenis in Punta Cana!

By: ShyViolet

Family portrait at Serenis in Punta Cana!

Upvotes: 891

Elon musks marketing strategy has got to blow up any minute now

By: FrostySky

Elon musks marketing strategy has got to blow up any minute now

Upvotes: 637

Phoebe is loved

By: MuddySurf

Phoebe is loved

Upvotes: 772

So My Sister's Dog Is A Large Bull Dog / Boxer Mix I Took Out & Scared 2 Girls So Much they Jumped On A Car ...... then came this plot twist

By: WinterFeather

So My Sister's Dog Is A Large Bull Dog / Boxer Mix I Took Out & Scared 2 Girls So Much they Jumped On A Car ...... then came this plot twist

Upvotes: 829

Now I’ve seen it all

By: HiddenHill

Now I’ve seen it all

Upvotes: 882

What exactly am I supposed to do here?

By: PurpleBush

What exactly am I supposed to do here?

Upvotes: 796

Suckers

By: PatientSun

Suckers

Upvotes: 706