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This is in an airport.

By: StillCloud

This is in an airport.

Upvotes: 732

I came to the doctor for bloodwork and check up. This is the room they put me in. I'm a 42yo man.

By: WhiteDream

I came to the doctor for bloodwork and check up. This is the room they put me in. I'm a 42yo man.

Upvotes: 763

Philippines is not playing

By: WispySilence

Philippines is not playing

Upvotes: 737

Funny because it's true...

By: WhiteCloud

Funny because it's true...

Upvotes: 561

Birthday cards I received from the people I live with

By: DawnSun

Birthday cards I received from the people I live with

Upvotes: 608

Friend’s wife didn’t like what we said her favorite table cloth looked like. Are we crazy or do you see it too ?

By: PatientBreeze

Friend’s wife didn’t like what we said her favorite table cloth looked like. Are we crazy or do you see it too ?

Upvotes: 773

My friend works at a bakery this is actually something she had to write on a cake

By: EmptyDust

My friend works at a bakery this is actually something she had to write on a cake

Upvotes: 495

Welcome to china

By: HiddenFog

Welcome to china

Upvotes: 536

The Age of Downey has begun

By: HolyNight

The Age of Downey has begun

Upvotes: 542

Marvel found the cheat code

By: FragrantGlitter

Marvel found the cheat code

Upvotes: 743

The dedication

By: CoolFeather

The dedication

Upvotes: 808

Wife couldn't wait to try out the new hot tub.

By: SmallSilence

Wife couldn't wait to try out the new hot tub.

Upvotes: 716

I have to get an ultrasound done on my small balls

By: MorningShadow

I have to get an ultrasound done on my small balls

Upvotes: 515

dramatic music

By: GreenHill

*dramatic music*

Upvotes: 814

Marvel announces they've found the next Black Panther

By: SnowyDream

Marvel announces they've found the next Black Panther

Upvotes: 630

The office stays undefeated

By: RedFrog

The office stays undefeated

Upvotes: 623

Is this a sign?

By: WildGlade

Is this a sign?

Upvotes: 862

My gf says i have a dirty mind

By: SnowyVoice

My gf says i have a dirty mind

Upvotes: 662

We gave our 12-YO her 1st phone

By: WinterMoon

We gave our 12-YO her 1st phone

Upvotes: 821

The Bulwer-Lytten prize is awarded every year for the most atrocious first sentence in a novel ...this is the winner from 2018

By: WildDarkness

The Bulwer-Lytten prize is awarded every year for the most atrocious first sentence in a novel ...this is the winner from 2018

Upvotes: 704