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Coffee gives instant poop kick and delayed energy kick

By: QuietFrost

Coffee gives instant poop kick and delayed energy kick

Upvotes: 782

(OC) I didn't want to wake my partner up this morning so I got dressed in the dark. Yay rest of the day!

By: WeatheredWildflower

(OC) I didn't want to wake my partner up this morning so I got dressed in the dark. Yay rest of the day!

Upvotes: 817

My kid wanted to “open” the banana by herself this morning. Am I raising a serial killer?

By: MuddyFeather

My kid wanted to “open” the banana by herself this morning. Am I raising a serial killer?

Upvotes: 765

Name this operation

By: WeatheredSnowflake

Name this operation

Upvotes: 677

Can you hear me?

By: SilentShape

Can you hear me?

Upvotes: 577

I never see tomatoes

By: BillowingSun

I never see tomatoes

Upvotes: 770

yummy, yummy

By: FrostySmoke

yummy, yummy

Upvotes: 692

Am never going to the Gym Again.

By: LivelySky

Am never going to the Gym Again.

Upvotes: 693

Oh dear.

By: PatientSmoke

Oh dear.

Upvotes: 533

Don’t fuck with Jenny

By: BoldStar

Don’t fuck with Jenny

Upvotes: 513

Guys what should I get next to improve my setup?

By: CoolWaterfall

Guys what should I get next to improve my setup?

Upvotes: 848

Classic Western-styled scene

By: EmptyFrog

Upvotes: 553

Cast of Seinfeld, Rolling Stone magazine mid -90's.

By: AgedShape

Cast of Seinfeld, Rolling Stone magazine mid -90's.

Upvotes: 639

Car tuning in the good old days

By: AncientSunset

Car tuning in the good old days

Upvotes: 624

Uhhh parenting

By: BitterMorning

Uhhh parenting

Upvotes: 738

My husband was so excited about his custom card

By: WildGrass

My husband was so excited about his custom card

Upvotes: 648

Ordering Uber Eats in Australia

By: BlackDust

Ordering Uber Eats in Australia

Upvotes: 499

this is real

By: WhiteWaterfall

this is real

Upvotes: 699

Local pizza place allows you to add special instructions for delivery and I always have fun with them. Today was no different.

By: NamelessSea

Local pizza place allows you to add special instructions for delivery and I always have fun with them. Today was no different.

Upvotes: 759

She was a little grumpy, but we had a good laugh once she got home!

By: RedLeaf

She was a little grumpy, but we had a good laugh once she got home!

Upvotes: 548